Thursday, November 28, 2024

Flare #31

I bought this 2006 Thanksgiving themed issue last year. I either bought it after Thanksgiving or I never got around to it. I'm not familiar with the character of Flare. Nor am I with its publisher Heroic Comics, formerly Hero Comics. 

After a little research, I learned that Hero Comics was created in the mid-80s, after gaining the licensing rights to Hero Games' Champions role playing game. When the publisher began to focus more on cheesecake than meat and potato plots, Hero Games pulled its license and a name change to Heroic Comics came about. Several characters also had to undergo name changes. But Flare was not one of them.

Flare was the result of Nazi genetic testing after World War II. Scientists fleeing to South America, continued to create their master race of soldiers and Flare and several of her siblings were test subjects. Exhibiting powers of flight, light manipulation and the ability to change her appearance, Flare and many of her kin revolted against their genetic overlords and became heroes in America.

In this issue, there are 3 stories. The first tale is Thanksgiving themed. It sees Flare meeting her boyfriend's family for the first time. All seems well until the boyfriend's little sister throws massive shade at Flare for being a rich, privileged white girl.

The middle story is a rather odd story about 2 teen girls, who after a massive session of reading comic books, turn into their heroes, the wholesome Flare and the murderous Tigress. Things get rather erotic between the two and it's very unsettling as these are teen girls. What the frick were the writer and artist thinking?! Thankfully, the pair change back into their regular mortal selves before I had to throw this book away for becoming kiddie porn. 

The last story was surprising, based on how PG-13 heading into R territory the last story was. It sees Flare in costume going to a children's hospital on Christmas Eve to deliver presents. While there, she also takes out a Bible and reads the Christmas story from the Book of Luke: the very same verses Linus reads in A Charlie Brown Christmas!

I was impressed. The first story deals with faith and prayer and thankfulness. The last story actually recounts the birth of Jesus. So, what was the deal with that middle story? It just didn't fit and it almost broke several state and federal laws.

I'll keep this issue, only for the bookends. But I just don't know if I can give this book a high rating because of the filler!

Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.


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