Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Rango #1


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We lost a comedic legend yesterday with the passing of Tim Conway. I have fond memories of watching him crack up not only his fellow cast members on The Carol Burnett Show but my mom and Grandmama and the rest of my family. Thus, as a sort of tribute, I dug through my vast collection and decided to give this comic a read.

My mother used to always say that Tim Conway was the kiss of death to a TV show. True, the actor did guest star on the ill-fated sit show Turn On; perhaps the only show in history to be cancelled midway through it's debut airing. Yet, Conway was an integral part of many hit shows. Along with The Carol Burnett Show, Conway was on the long running McHale's Navy, costar of many beloved 1970s Disney pictures and the star of a series of very popular direct-to-video shorts about a tiny man named Dorf. Later in his career, Conway turned to voice acting, most notably as Barnacle Boy on SpongeBob Squarepants

Alas, Rango was not one of those timeless hits...

Tim Conway was the title star. As Rango, the worst Texas Ranger ever, Conway's character was prone to accidents, a yellow belly with dreams of bravery and not-too-smart. Rango was often assisted by an Indian named Pink Clouds; though the Native American was mostly helping the bumbling law man on the sly. Rango often got the bad guy but only through his own dumb luck.

Rango was western comedy that ran on the ABC network for less than a full season. While not considered one of Conway's hits, Rango is one of the few representations of a work of the comedians that became a comic book. I am a member of quite a few groups devoted to comics on Facebook and I saw quite a few fans posting pictures of their copy of Rango #1 as a memorial to Tim Conway. 

Dumb luck seems to also be how I found my copy of this book. A few years back, I was leaving a thrift store when I found this issue and several other Dell Comic gems in a display case. Being closing time, I negotiated a sweet deal. But for one reason or another, after bagging, tagging and adding to my database, I never got around to reading any of these books. I guess I was waiting for such an occasion as this to finally get around to it.

Rango: The Comic Book, only ran for 1 issue. The cover proclaims that it's a collector's issue and oddly enough for such an obscure property, I have seen this issue pop up a lot in collector's posts online. There's 4 stories in this issue. Each one has Rango starting out being overlooked for some sort of mission. But by sheer coincidence, the Ranger ends up running afoul of the villain. Somehow, Rango captures the baddie and becomes the hero.

One thing that was oddly absent from the book was a love interest. You would think that it would have been set up where both Rango and either the captain of his Ranger unit or another Texas Ranger would be vying for the affects of the town's most beautiful and eligible belle. Her name would be something like Annabelle or Clementine and she'd always wear some pink frilly thing with a bonnet. Then Rango and some rival for her affection would compete to see who'd win the chance to take the lass to the town dance or something by being the one to capture the bad man of the week. 

Yet, no such rivalry occurred and I think by not being so formulaic, it spelled disaster for the comedy. Something that wouldn't fly on today's TV is the portrayal of the Indian, Pink Clouds. The character was played by an Italian-American actor and not a Native American. Plus, while the Indian is the smartest character of the entire cast, he plays the fool for Rango's benefit. I think had Rango been on TV today, it would have been cancelled before the credits of the first episode ran.

The stories were sub-par but the art was pretty good. None of the characters look like the actors playing them. But I have learned recently that this was the case of most artists and writers only had a story bible to help them navigate how to craft the comic book. So, I can forgive. But I do wish I knew who did the artwork as for it's time when adaptation comics were considered hack work, this was pretty good western fare. 

An okay read that I wish I was reading for other circumstances that to pay tribute to the late Tim Conway. It's not the best thing I've ever come across. I'm glad it's a part of collection if only for the kitschy oddity of it all.

Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.



Sunday, May 12, 2019

Showcase Presents: Teen Titans, Vol. 1


I will read anything in comic book form. But if you had to make me choose between
Marvel and DC, I'd have to side with the Distinguished Competition. That being said,
DC has never been perfect. It's had just as many hits as it has had misses. One thing that Marvel destroyed DC on was how it published the generation gap of the late 1960s.
The very book that I am reviewing today is an excellent case in point in how the elder
statesmen writers of DC had trouble relating to the teens of the Vietnam era.

This book collects the first 18 issues of the original Teen Titans series along with the team's very first appearances in The Brave and the Bold and Showcase. From the first story, the main theme was that when it comes to teens, adults just
don't understand. When the teens of a small coastal town go on strike, the sidekicks
of Batman, Aquaman and the Flash agree to intervene.

The Teen Titans were created to help troubled teenagers have a voice when the old
folks won't listen. Even the Caped Crusader shows his age in the earliest adventures
calling Robin a wild and rebellious teen. Yet the Titans are anything but. Along with late addition Wonder Girl, these heroes would go undercover as regular teens. Yet, they're so clean cut that anyone else with street smarts would finger these kids as narcs.

Bob Haney does manage to create some pretty awesome villains for the Titans to combat. There's the British fop, the Mad Mod, who rivals the Joker in level of criminal
genius. Then there's the grotesquely costumed Gargoyle. He's got a vendetta against
one of the Teen Titans. But unfortunately, we never find out why in this volume. Plus who can forget Ebenezer Scrounge in the classic Christmas caper?!

Yes, Teen Titans did villains well. But in terms of the teens themselves, I think
someone did their research on kids from the 1940s. All of the teens in this book are
squares- except for the guest stars! Speedy, Beast Boy and a Russian lad named
Starfire are all welcome visitors to this massive collection. But as for Robin and his
cohorts, they might as well be speaking Japanese with their ridiculous attempts at
young adult slang!

Things do seem to be changing for the better in the last 3-4 stories. We get different writers contributing including an early stint by New Teen Titanslegend, Marv Wolfman.

I found myself disappointed that this volume came to a close when it did. Things
started getting good!

At least there's a volume 2. However it's getting increasingly difficult to find Showcasecollected volumes for a good price, much less at all.

A mixed bag of teen angst from a time when DC's best and brightest just couldn't
relate.

Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.

Friday, May 10, 2019

Samurai Jack: Lost Worlds #1 (Family Comic Friday)

That futuristic nobleman from feudal Japan is back! I’m talking about Cartoon Network and Adult Swim’s Samurai Jack. The fan favorite returns in an all-new miniseries from IDW Publishing in this week’s Family Comic Friday.

Samurai Jack: Lost Worlds #1Written by Paul Allor
Art by Adam Bryce Thomas
Published by IDW Publishing
Retail: $3.99

Samurai Jack is one of those modern cartoons that has become an instant classic. It’s the story of an aristocratic warrior from ancient Japan who is transported into a far off future full of anthropomorphic animals, robots and demons.

Lost Worlds takes place presumably sometime after the events of season 5. If that is the case, Jack had just lost the love of his life and seemed ready to die when at the last second a beautiful insect landed on his shoulder and inspired the warrior to seek the beauty in life. It’s been 2 years since that finale. So things should be just peachy for Samurai Jack, right?

Instead of living in peace and tranquility, Jack has exiled himself atop a mountain overlooking the village he’s sworn to protect. In the village below, the people live their lives in reflection of the standards set by their missing leader. All seems in perfect harmony in the village when suddenly Jack returns. But his message of peace and honor doesn’t quite sit well with one of the villagers- Samurai Jack!

Which is the real Jack? When all is finished, the true swordsman will find that his people have lost their way in his absence. In order to save the souls of the villagers, Jack will need to find himself. Thus, for the rest of this 4-issue miniseries, our hero will traverse the distant neighboring lands in search of the answers and inner peace and possibly redemption.

The artwork of Adam Bryce Thomas alone is worth the $3.99 price tag. Samurai Jack was known for its innovative art style which paid homage to the kung-fu movies of the 1970s. The Sonic The Hedgehog artist does a stupendous job capturing the intensity of the wide-screen action scenes that were a Samurai Jack animation staple.

I thought that Paul Allor (Clue) did a great job on just about every aspect of this opening chapter. I only wish that Allor (or IDW editors) would have confirmed in some way that this series does indeed takes place after season 5. I really think it does. But, I would hate to say that this is the case and find out that this is a fill-in between the events of season 4 and 5. Maybe future issues will address this.

Samurai Jack is an evolving property. It seems to age along with the fans. When the TV series first debuted, the show was considered age appropriate for those 10 and up. When Samurai Jack returned in 2017, it’s rating jumped up to TV-14. That’s mostly because the show then started airing on Adult Swim.

Marvel and DC are guilty of doing the same sort of thing. For example, both will release reprints from the 60s-90s; a time when comics weren’t rated but otherwise approved by the Comics Code Authority. However, now in 2019, the publishers will rate the decades old material as being for ages 12 and up.

This sort of thing makes it hard for parents to know if something if truly age appropriate for their child. One might think that if Marvel rates reprints of 1980s all-ages Star Wars comics as for readers aged 14 and up, then maybe the publisher is wrong about Cosmic Ghost Rider being for only mature readers too. Then when the parent buys CGR for their kid, the adult is shocked to see numerous killings and accounts of adult language and mature themes.
So where does this comic book rank?

Based on my viewing of Samurai Jack back when it first aired, as well as that slightly more mature fifth season, I would say that those 10 and up should have no problems reading Lost Worlds. There is a very intense battle scene between Samurai Jack’s both real and impostor. But in terms of language and adult themes, this book is clean.

There are a few musings between Jack and other characters which get philosophical. Those concepts might go over the head of a reader younger than 10. But if the young reader in your life can understand what the sensei in Kung-Fu Panda or Splinter from TMNT both teach their pupils, they’ll be okay with this book.

It’s great to Samurai Jack back. I just hope that this might inspire Adult Swim to do a season 6. But in order for this to happen, fans both young and old are going to have to purchase this book!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars. 

Samurai Jack: Lost Worlds #1 debuted in print and digital platforms on May 8th, 2019.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

The Tick, FCBD 2019


The free comic I look forward to every first Saturday in May. I am just in awe of The Tick. He's funny. He's odd. He's insane. 

An annual dose of The Tick, Arthur and their friends as well as legions of enemies is just what I need to stay sane in a crazy world. 

In this issue, The Tick meets his biggest fan. Eager to show Tick and Arthur is collections of everything Big and Blue, this collector invites the heroes to his house to try 'the world's greatest meatloaf." But Tick and his little buddy should be careful or they'll end up the latest addition to this super fan's cache of treasures.

Then we get a very unusual tale about Tick's time in Borneo. (When was Tick ever in Borneo??) Injured while battling some dinosaurs, our hero awakes with the ability to speak like a coyote as well as the coyote desire to leisure in trees. So, of course,The Tick becomes a member of Borneo's coyote population. 

Both stories were great laughs. It's the kind of oddity I yearn for. There's also a couple of shorts starring Tick and Artie (The insect world's version of our heroes) and a slew of cameos of fan favorites who have appeared over the years in the pages of The Tick.

This is the 10th anniversary issue and I have every issue but one. However, thanks to a 'letter from the editor' at the beginning, I have discovered that NEC Press skipped a Free Comic Book Day for some reason. So my hunt for the missing issue is over as I now know it never existed.

Tons of fun this issue is. I hope you didn't miss out. If not, check out your LCS. They might still have a copy or two on hand!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Hip Hop Family Tree, Volume 3: 1983-1984


Ed Piskor continues the story of rap in volume 3 of Hip Hop Family Tree.

At this stage of the story, hip hop and rap are just hitting the edges of main stream. They still can't find a presence on MTV. But other mediums are becoming more open to the growing art form. 

A few new players are introduced to the mix. But for the most part, Run-DMC, Kurtis Blow, KRS-One, Russell Simmons, The Beastie Boys and Rick Rubin are the main characters. but if you are a fan of LL Cool J or Whodini, volume 3 is where you will want to come in.

I read volume one on a lark. I knew next to nothing on the subject of hip hop and rap. Piskor does an amazing job making it interesting and his 'Cast of Characters' charts at the beginning and/or end of each volume is massively important in being able to keep up with who is who.

If you are a newbie to the genre or a seasoned listener just wanting to learn more inside stuff, then you must read Hip Hop Family Tree!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

True Believers Star Wars Ewoks #1

Before the Porgs, the benchmark of cuteness in the Star Wars universe were the Ewoks. But since the late 1980s, those distant cousins have been anything but forgotten. Well, that's all changed this week as Marvel brings the little fur-balls back in a True Believers re-release for this Family Comic Friday Extra.

True Believers Star Wars Ewoks #1

Written by David Manak
Art by Warren Kremer
Inks by Marie Severin
Published by Marvel Comics
Retail: $1.00

Reprints Ewoks #1 (1986)

1985-1990 is generally known as the Star Wars dark ages. The original trilogy was completed. Star Wars: Droids, an animated series starring C-3PO and R2-D2 was a brief candle in the wind on the ABC Saturday morning line-up. Anything Star Wars being sold in stores was on the clearance shelves. If not for the break-out stars of Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks, Star Wars might not have encountered the resurgence it did in the 1990s and beyond.

As controversial as the Ewoks have been among Star Wars fans, there's no doubt that without them, we probably would never have gotten Episodes I-III or VII-IX. Along with a couple of TV movies from Disney, the Ewoks had a Saturday morning cartoon which spanned a couple of seasons. As a result, Wicket, his friends Teebo and Princess Kneesha were marketed out the wazoo as stuffed animals, t-shirts, pencils and comic books!

In the mid-80s, Marvel Comics operated a kid-friendly imprint called Star Comics. This legendary line contained a number of licensed titles such as Masters of the Universe, Spider-Ham and Madballs, which have become highly sought after collectibles. Both Star Wars: Droids and Ewoks were given the comic book treatment. Just as with the cartoons they were based on, Droids didn't last very long. But the Ewoks enjoyed a decent run of 14 issues over the course of 3 years.

True Believers Star Wars Ewoks #1 reprints the first issue of that 1980s adaptation. In it, Chief Chirpa's daughter, Princess Kneesha, has come down with a mysterious illness. The Ewoks' medicine man recalls a miraculous liquid that had amazing healing powers. But in order to obtain it, one must traverse a deadly gorge of fire.

After sneaking away a special jewel, Wicket and Teebo embark on journey to find more of the liquid. On their adventure, they'll encounter talking rocks, fierce trolls and other perils. The little heroes might even come across the miracle elixir. But will they be able to save their ailing friend in time?

There's two big time names in the creation of this book. The first is EIC, Jim Shooter. The wunderkind was responsible for the 1980s Marvel Renaissance and the big time crossovers Contest of Champions and Secret Wars. The other is inker, Marie Severin. A member of the original usual gang of idiots behind E.C. Comics and MAD Magazine, Severin was the co-creator of Spider-Woman and several memorable Howard the Duck characters.

Some astute older fans might recognize the name of illustrator Warren Kremer. A Harvey Comics staple, Kremer created Richie Rich and Hot Stuff the Little Devil.

In 2019, the Ewoks are a nearly forgotten part of Star Wars lore. Other than featuring in a chapter of last year's Tales From Vader's Castle, the Ewoks haven't been seen in any of the prequel or third trilogy films. With a hint that The Rise of Skywalker might return to Endor, that may all change.

So why not re-introduce the newest generation of Star Wars fans to the Ewoks?  With a cover price of only $1.00, this is book is quite friendly on the pocket book. And as Star Comics was approved for all-ages, there's nothing objectionable for Star Wars fans of any age! Then if the young reader in your life becomes a fan, check out Star Wars: Ewoks- Flight to Danger, which reprints the first 10 issues of the original Star Comics run.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

True Believers Star Wars Ewoks #1 debuted in print on May 1st, 2019.

Friday, May 3, 2019

House of Fear: Attack of the Killer Snowmen and Other Stories (Family Comic Friday)

Kids, do you love a good scare? Then let Family Comic Friday introduce you to an all-new series from Dark Horse Comics. Welcome to the House of Fear.



House of Fear: Attack of the Killer Snowmen and Other Stories
Stories by James Powell
Art by Jethro Morales and Josh Jensen
Published by Dark Horse Comics
Pages: 144
Retail: $12.99


Snowmen who fight back against a group of kids. A run-in with the tooth fairy. The evils that lurk in a innocent looking pile of leaves. These are some of the tales of terror found inside the doors of the House of Fear.

James Powell and Dark Horse Comics take young readers on a wild ride in this new collection. House of Fear is done brilliantly in the style of the E.C. Comics of the 1950s. Your host is a very creepy caretaker name Boyle. A fan of old school horror titles, I’ve seen my share of horror anthology comics and Boyle is perhaps the most unnerving narrator in quite a long time.

The stories themselves were pretty well crafted. The eerie artwork of Jethro Morales and Josh Jensen helps to add to the scare factor established by Powell. I’ve never seen a tooth fairy so sickening looking. Okay, the one from Teen Titans Go! Is pretty yucky looking; but not in a terrifying way.

Horror stories are known for their twist endings. Most of the stories here have some great endings. Though I did feel that the ending of the swamp monster story wasn’t complete. That tale had great scares. But where was the finale?

House of Fear was great read but it’s not all ages. The suggested reading age is for those 8-12 years old. With anything horror, it’s in the eye of the beholder for if the material is appropriate or not. Some 6 year olds can watch a scary story while some 14 year olds aren’t ready to get spooked.

Things in the House of Fear are scary. But it’s not gorey. There’s some bathroom humor. The creatures are the stuff of nightmares. But if you are a parent or guardian concerned that this is a slasher comic in the vein of Friday the 13th or SAW, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
Have a young reader that loves scary stories? Then look no farther. House of Fear is your new destination for fun-filled frights.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

House of Fear debuts in print and digital formats on May 14, 2019.