Monday, March 7, 2022

Marvel Comics Presents #68


Marvel Comics lied! Last issue the editors said that the Wolverine/Ghost Rider story was coming to an end in this issue. It said in the last panel 'To Be Concluded.' In this issue, things wrap up with a 'To Be Continued.' Gosh darn it! This blasted story is still going to keep going- for at least one issue. But still...

The Fantastic Four story does end in this issue. I knew it was coming. I didn't want it to. The villain is finally revealed and no, it's not Doctor Doom, The Frightful Four or Rama Tut. Instead, it's some alien race I've never heard of that looks like a cross between the Impossible Man and the FF in their purple astronaut suits. 

Starting up in this issue is a Shanna the She-Devil multi-parter. It's a good opener. But there's one graphic scene that just haunts me. It's of a slaughtered elephant. It was killed by poachers. Only the poaching didn't happen in the African wild but in a zoo in London! But due to this unspeakable killing, Shanna will be heading to the Dark Continent as she's got a pretty good idea just who is behind the carnage.

The one-and-done story is a charming story involving Lockjaw. He's with some of the Inhumans in New York City. But as a dog is want to do, Lockjaw senses something is wrong and goes off throughout the city. It's a good thing, because a land developer with even less of a heart than Shanna's poacher is about to torch a rundown tenement loaded with homeless and disadvantaged New Yorkers!

I hated the Wolverine/Ghost Rider entry. I'm just getting tired of it. The Fantastic Four story was good. But I didn't want it to end. The Shanna story is good. But I hate it when animals get mistreated. Even sketched and inked ones. And that Lockjaw story was fan-dam-tastic! So good. If Scott Lobdell and Jose Delbo had done a miniseries of Lockjaw adventures a la Lassie, I'd be all over the web to get my hands on it. Great story!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.


Sunday, March 6, 2022

Marvel Comics Presents #67


After 7 chapters, the Poison story comes to a much overdue end. I did like the ending for Poison and her son. But this story was way too long! 

Speaking of too long, the Wolverine/Ghost Rider cover story is only at part four. But things are getting too convoluted. Thankfully, the end of this segment promises to be concluded next issue. 

On the other hand, the Fantastic Four story could go on forever! In this chapter, it's Flame-heads' time to shine. 

Speaking of Flame-heads--- Spider-Man takes on a pyromaniac named Blowtorch. According to the Marvel Wiki, this is his only Marvel appearance. If it was based solely on appearance, I kinda understand. Blowtorch's costume looks like a flea market knockoff of a stormtrooper and a Shogun Warriors robot.

2 good stories. 2 entries that is/have worn out their welcome. 

Hoo-hum again.

Rating: 5 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Marvel Comics Presents #66

Somebody is pitting the original members of the Fantastic Four up against android versions of themselves. With the first couple of bouts involving Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman, only one android was needing. But in this chapter starring the Ever Loving Blue-Eyed Thing, the mysterious robot maker has to assign a whole replicant lineup of the Marvel First Family! It's Clobberin' Time!

I've started to lose interest in the Poison story. I my opinion, with the main antagonist gone, it's time for the man behind the curtains to lay low.  Mop Man should be a man in the free. But the mob boss whose hit man failed to kill Mop Man has taken the loss personal and sent more minions after him. Dude, you're in the clear! There's nobody after you. Even Poison doesn't seem to care. Focus on running some guns or finishing a big drug deal. Don't go asking for trouble!

I'm thinking our mob boss should be added to the annals of dumb criminals. 

With the single issue story, it stars the Voluminous Volstagg. Normally the cowardly part of the Warriors Three, in this story, Volstagg steps up for a damsel in distress. Too bad this is all a ruse to make the Asgardian look the fool.

Oh. And Wolverine and Ghost Rider make a plan and split up to take on the band of murderous ninjas. This is mostly a filler segment of their team-up. 

Hoo-hum.

Rating: 5 out of 10 stars.

Friday, March 4, 2022

Marvel Comics Presents #65

Well it wouldn't be Marvel Comics if Wolverine and Ghost Rider didn't meet for the first time and respond by beating the living (and unliving) crap out of each other!

This issue's Fantastic Four chapter focuses on the Invisible Woman who comes face-to-face with the Invisible Girl! This segment definitely makes me wonder 'when did the Invisible Girl become the Invisible Woman?' I can imagine some of my friends and even family members with some very inappropriate answers. But really- when did the change become official? I've read up to about 1975 in the complete run of FF adventures and Sue Storm is still being referred to as girl. I may have to research this.

The one-shot story involves that sibling of Thanos from another mother, or is it father?- Starfox! The idea is that a legend of the blues escaped death and became an even bigger legend on the moon of Titan. It's all thanks to Starfox. But I gotta wonder- why him when there are clearly some bigger names in blues music who preceded him? And why Starfox? I've read a few Avengers issues with Starfox and I've never know him to be a fan of the blues. Maybe I missed something. But this story seems really out in left field.

Once again the Poison story is really odd. And like a car accident, I can't turn away from it. Put it this way- there's a definite moral to be learned from this chapter. If you hire a mob boss to send a hit man to kill the ex-boyfriend and the ex ends up killing the hit man because of latent super human powers, don't expect a refund. Maybe also don't expect to live after you request said refund as well as asking for a do-over.

Another good issue. MCP isn't blowing me away right now. But it's not the worst stuff I've ever read either.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

GI Joe: Saturday Morning Adventures #1 (Family Comic Friday)

The book I am reviewing today is one that I am really excited about. Yeah it came out last week. But I hadn't got my issue until after last Family Comic Friday's press time. 

GI Joe: Saturday Morning Adventures gives us old fogeys a chance to relive the thrill of watching a new animated episode when you got home from school. Okay- at least in my neck of the woods, G.I. Joe came on every weekday at 4pm on channel 22. Maybe for writer Erik Burnham and illustrator Dan Shoening the show came on on Saturdays. Hence the title. But for kids in the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill area, we said 'Yo Joe!' every Monday-Friday afternoon!

In this brand new series from IDW Publishing, Cobra Commander has come into possession of the legendary magic lamp of Aladdin. With only 3 wishes, the villain must choose wisely if he hopes to conquer the planet! Wish #1 is for a squad of giant BATS- Battle Android Troopers. But because Cobra Commander is such a massive tightwad, a Cobra squad is only 5 deep and one of the androids has already been wiped out by the Joes! With only 2 wishes and 4 BATS remaining, Cobra has got to get creative if they're going to be triumphant.

This first issue was like watching the first episode of 'The M.A.S.S. Device'. All your favorite characters bad and good were there. (Okay- I don't remember seeing Snake Eyes.) There's action. There's adventure. And then there's that darn 'To Be Continued!' 

But we do get one of those great PSAs at the very end. It deals with the modern plague of online bullying. But it's still ended with 'Knowing is half the batlle.' (And for those of you not in the know- the other half of the battle is 25% red lasers and 25% blue lasers.)

As soon as I finished issue #1, I was online with my comic book guys placing a subscription for the rest of this series run. I'm not sure how many issues this story will be. But if I had to guess, it's probably going to be 5 issues long as the opening storyline for each season was always 5 episodes in length.

If you were a kid of the 80s, you're going want to go out and grab this book. You'll relive a lot of memories and share some with the young reader in your life too! The storyline is classic. The artwork looks like stills from an unaired episode of the original series. This is something everyone is gonna love! And hey! Maybe if this is a hit, we'll see other 80s toons get the Saturday Morning comic book treatment as well!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Marvel Comics Presents #64

Vampires are the subject once more for the second issue in a row with a one-and-done starring Blade! With appearances of Safron Caulder, Hannibal King and Frank Drake, this felt like a missing issue from Tomb of Dracula. Old Fang-Face is mentioned. But he doesn't appear. Darn!

The Fantastic Four start off a 5-part series. It looks like the first 4 parts are going to focus on a single member of Marvel's First Family. First up is Mr. Fantastic.

Wolverine and Ghost Rider... AND Ninjas! Logan's foes are in Madripoor. Danny Ketch's are in Brooklyn. And it looks like both anti-heroes are heading for a showdown in the heart of Manhattan!

Meanwhile Poison finally meets the Mop Man and the reason why someone is trying to kill this poor paranoid schizophrenic with special powers is finally revealed. And it's one of the dumbest reasons for trying to kill a man. Apparently, when Mop Man is sane- he's quite the lover. And so jealous boyfriend who is like a wealthy day trader with fancy apartment, nice threads and an even nicer car has decided to hire a hit man. A hit man employed by one very large nasty crime lord.

A good run of 3 great entries and one tale that is completely flying off the rails. It's interesting. But geez, that Poison tale is it really implausible. 

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

John Wayne Movie Comics (Gwandanaland Comics #133)

Gwandanaland Comics presents a quartet of John Wayne movie adaptations that have lingered in the public domain. From the legendary Dell 4 Color series, these books have never been reprinted nor collected before. And since Dell and in the case of 2 of the films, the production companies don't exist anymore, you probably will never see these comics reissued.

First up is 1956's The Conqueror. Here, a very American John Wayne is portraying mighty Mongol Genghis Khan. Actually, there's no Genghis Khan. The film begins with the historical figure as just your everyday tribal chief named Temujin. Bent on revenge at the death of his father, Temujin seeks assistance from fellow tribal ally Wang Khan against the Tartars. But treachery is afoot as the Khan's shaman is scheming to overthrow his great leader in hopes of arising from the ashes of total war. 

Clearly, Temujin would run afoul of this plan. But the daughter of Tartar's chief has stolen his heart. The New York Times called this film an 'Oriental Western.' I call it schmaltz. Very uneven story and it's just weird trying to imagine all of the characters as Asia when they're all played by white Hollywood actors. 

Rating- 4 out of 10 stars.

Next up was an adaptation of 1959's Horse Soldiers. I reviewed this film separately as part of my 2022 reading challenge. It has John Wayne as a Union Soldier on a mission into deep Southern territory to ransack a supply depot and to destroy the railroad. William Holden and tennis legend Althea Gibson co-starred. 

A thrilling adventure that was also a bit uneven. The opening scene is about 18 pages long. The climatic final battle clocks in at just 2. But the story is nowhere as melodramatic as The Conqueror.

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Then we have the western comedy North To Alaska. Wayne plays a prospector who goes into Seattle for supplies and to pick up his partner's fiance while the lover builds a honeymoon cottage on their claim. Well, fiancee decided that 2 years was too long to wait and went and got herself hitched to some other dude. 

So Wayne's character returns with another gal, a saloon hostess in hopes that she'll fall in love with the guy staying in Alaska. But she's in love with Big John. Meanwhile, claim jumpers are causing trouble all over the town. The Union had gotten involved and commandeered everybody's property. But like they say 'Hell Hath No Fury Like a John Wayne Scorned!'

Legendary comic and late night pioneer Ernie Kovacs played one of the swindlers. I'm a big fan of his and though this book is missing his wit and wry sense of humor, I really enjoyed this gold fever farce. I think I might actually seek this out if the movie ever hits AMC or TCM.

Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.

1961's Comancheros is the featured adaptation on the cover. This is the book that really captured my interest. Sadly, it's the weakest of all the books. It's not Dell's fault though. 

The first half of the story has John Wayne playing a Texas Ranger who keeps getting the slip from a Louisianan card sharp on the lame for killing a man in a duel. That part is really good. But when the ranger and the rogue join forces to infiltrate gun runners to the violent Comanches, things get confusing. There's double-crosses. Wayne going undercover as one of the black marketeers just doesn't make sense because I feel that the guy who is his contact should have known who he said he was wasn't the guy. Plus, the whole dynamic of the family of gun runners that John Wayne finally meets is just off. Really, nothing made sense.

I've grown over the years to appreciate the films my dad and grandpa used to watch together. But if this was the first Western I'd give a try to, I wouldn't have the new found fondness. I'd stick with my original opinion as a tyke- Boring and jumbled!

Rating: 2 out of 10 stars.

The collection itself was a Gawndanaland Comics triumph. The images were colorful and crisp. Great color printing. I loved it. The subject mater varied in quality. Some of it is uneven and I put that blame on Dell for focusing too much on unimportant parts of films. Some of it is clumsy. I put that blame on the movies for not being all that well made. John Wayne might be an American icon much like Joe DiMaggio. But DiMaggio only batted .325. 

Face it- some of these films were duds.

Rating of the quality of the volume: 10 of 10 stars.

Overall Rating: Worth Consuming
Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.