I Know What You Did Last Crisis #1

When is a Halloween special not a Halloween special? When it's this year's All Hallows Eve offering from DC Comics! Each October, for at least the past 7 or 8 years (maybe more), DC has presented fans with a horror themed annual of 8 stories. Generally 6 or 7 are set during Halloween or Dia De Los Muertos. I Know What You Did Last Crisis offers 8 tales, set during the various Crisis events that DC has published since the biggie way back in 1985. But to call most of these stories 'horror' are misnomers at best. They're more like thrillers and only 1 is set during Halloween.

The lone Halloween story occurs during Zero Hour when the Justice Society of America is attacked by an unknown foe who has the ability to rapidly age their enemies to the point of near death. It was okay. But had I already read Zero Hour, I'd probably like it and understand it better.

The cream of the crop includes CRISIS set story starring Batgirl who finds that as Earth-1 is about to die at the hands of the Anti-Monitor, Killer Croc has kidnapped the parents of a scared little girl. Black Canary rushes to save innocents from the Silver Banshee who is exhibiting powers unlike her during the events of 'The Final Night'. Kimiyo Hoshi, the Doctor Light of Japan, tries to save her STAR Labs co-workers from a malfunctioning Man hunter during the Millennium event of 1988. 

A couple of stories starring villains Lex Luthor and the Scarecrow were mid-level reads. They had great premises. But they remind me of how long ago it was when I read Final Crisis and Blackest Night that I've forgotten a lot of the less finer details. 

I really thought I was going to hate that Midnighter story. I'm just not a fan of the Wildstorm stuff and I'm so tired of DC trying to make the Authority a thing in this current melded timeline. However, this is not the Batman knockoff that looks like I imagine Wolverine smells. His story takes place during the alternate timeline events of Flashpoint and sees Midnighter playing a deadly game of cat and mouse with Professor Pyg. It was a pleasant surprise and one that I would be interested in reading a follow-up of!

The absolute worst story is a sort of Elseworlds twist on the ending of Infinite Crisis. In the original story, Dick Grayson was fated to die but Conner Kent sacrificed himself. Kinda a bad move because had Nightwing died, it would have issued in a new age of peace and prosperity for the DC Universe. Great for the superhero community. No so ideal for sales. Anyway, an alternate Conner goes rogue and kills all the Dick Grayson's in the multiverse to ensure that all timelines experience this golden age. 

In what would have been a great 'What If' type tale if it was done as a standalone special and not part of a supposed Halloween anthology, it's a jumbled mess. Not scary at all. And it's written by Dan DiDio, who just absolutely hates Dick Grayson with a passion and nearly destroyed the House that Superman Built. When can we stop making Dan DiDio a thing?

I can't really rate this book fairly based on that one tale. I need to average the quality of all 8 stories and then remove one more star for not being a Halloween special! And after making some calculations, I came out with an average of 6.5. So not quite worthy of consumption. But a decent read and for once, it doesn't try to push the envelope nor alienate established fans.

Rating: 6.5 out of 10 stars.

Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters

Spinning off from the Infinite Crisis 'Battle for Bludhaven' storyline, this 2017 miniseries reboots the original residents of Earth-10, Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters. In this retooled DC Universe, Uncle Sam gathered a group of heroes to battle Hitler and his Axis forces during World War II. With the war won for the Allies, the team disbanded and Uncle Sam disappeared. 

Jump ahead to a post-9/11 world. The government has literally become Big Brother thanks to the launch of OMAC. Superheroes have become vigilantes, what with Wonder Woman's killing of Maxwell Lord and Black Adam's new leadership role in Kahndaq. A shadow agency orders Uncle Sam found and brought in. The symbol of American freedom has been declared a domestic terrorist and public enemy #1. 

Okay- here's problem #1. Uncle Sam was murdered during the Infinite Crisis. When did he come back? And if he's really dead, why do these government spooks think he's behind all of this?

Obviously, Uncle Sam is alive and in hiding. But no word as to if he really died or faked his own death or what...

Right away, Uncle Sam knows who is behind his apprehension. But he'll need proof in order to sway the public to his side. One-by-one, Uncle Sam recruits the legacies of the original Freedom Fighters, many of which reflect the wrongs and injustices that stain the legacy of the United States. There's a gay hero. Someone from a Native American tribe. Even a couple of women. But no Asian or African Americans make up this new team. It doesn't seem very diverse. But hopefully with this slice of Americana behind Uncle Sam, albeit an incomplete slice, he'll be able to redeem his beloved country before outside forces infiltrating the American government bring the US of A down to it's knees permanently. 

I hated this book. Not because of wokeness or anything like that. It was just a jumbled mess. I think both Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti loved the source material, the Freedom Fighters of the 1970s and 80s. But they tried too hard to make things relevant. Thus, the plot got lost in this checklist of things the creative pair tried to mark off. The real villains behind this coup against the American government is a group of baddies that I am a really big fan of. And yet, they are so poorly used in this. If some old Nazi villain would have been the man behind the curtains, it might have saved the story. Not by much. But a defeated Nazi looking for revenge would have been more plausible than who was really lurking in the shadows. 

One thing that does redeem the book is the art. Daniel Acuna's pencils and inks are just divine. Imagine the paints and use of light of Alex Ross married with the inks and framework of the Allreds. That's how good this art is. 

I just hate that the story is far less superior. 

Not Worth Consuming!

Rating: 3 out of 10 stars.

DCU Infinite Holiday Special #1

DC did it again with this 2006 holiday special set against the backdrop of the Infinite Crisis and 52 story lines. Here Santa asks Shadowpact for help while Supergirl is tasked with brightening a little’s Christmas as Batwoman proves that there really are Hanukkah miracles.

But the best story is the Elseworlds themed tale in which Superman plays Santa to a little boy. The ending is totally unexpected and completely wild and I love it!

I hate that DC doesn’t do holiday specials anymore. Hopefully, that is a trend that will pass very soon. I understand they are busy with their New 52 story lines, but it’s been 2 Christmases now and we’ve gotten bupkis.

DC is also the better creator of Christmas and holiday themed specials. Hopefully, someone will read this plea and I’ll get my holiday wish.

Worth Consuming.

Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.