Our Army at War #81 (Facsimile Edition)

Whether or not you consider this facsimile edition of Our Army at War to contain the first appearance of the tough as nails Sgt. Rock, this issue was a fascinating piece of pop culture history.

A prototype of Sgt. Frank Rock had appeared in the war anthology series a couple of years prior. Because the character is referred to as 'Sgt. Rocky', some historians and fans consider issues #82-83 to be the soldier's official first appearances in comics, when he receives his official moniker. It feels a bit like the debate over what is the first appearance of Wolverine. Is it #180 with the Canuck's entrance on the book's very last panel or is it Incredible Hulk #181 where not only does the mutant appear throughout the whole book but makes the cover as well? What cannot be denied is that Our Army at War #81 marks the first appearance of the World War II Army unit called Easy Company, whose troops are the focus of 2 separate adventures. 

The cover by Jerry Grandenetti is super clean. It features the Rock character taking on a Nazi soldier welding a potato masher, while the American hero carries a fallen comrade on his back. It, along with the vibrant reproduction of those late 1950s ads are what sold me on the book. As for the material inside, it was a bit of a mixed bag that had great art, neat ideas and very limited dialogue to the point of getting annoying.

Aside from a couple of one and two-page shorts and a letters page, the main body of this book is written by Bob Haney. There's the Rocky story, the other Easy Company tale where 2 grunts take on an entire Nazi division, a morality play about a paratrooper jealous of his brother: the fighter pilot and a story of cat and mouse in the African desert. Each story focuses on a single phrase or word which is then used as nauseam in literally every panel. For instance, the paratrooper keeps referring to himself as a 'parachute pilot' because of how he can maneuver like a pro when falling while strapped to the silks. I've never heard this term before. It very well could be a thing soldier's during the second world war said. But the problem was that the jumper keeps beating himself up about not being good enough to be an actual pilot to the point I could pretty much determine what the character was going to whine about on the next scene... Verbatim!

I swear, if those 2 dog faces from Easy Company used the word 'pocket' one more time, I was going to scream. I think my wife appreciates that I kept my frustrations from just writing this review. But what do you know? The freakin' captured Kraut commander at the end of the story just has to say 'pocket!'

I did notice something unique about this DC Comics facsimile edition. At the bottom of the front page, underneath all the copyright jargon, there was a disclaimer. It stated that this issue contained material that was considered racist and stereotypical for the time period; both intentional and unintentional. Rather than remove the offense material, DC decided to leave this issue uncensored for historical purposes and in hopes of opening dialogue about sensitive matters. I'm perfectly okay with that. I just can't figure out what DC is talking about.

There's Nazis galore in this book. I think they get called 'Ratzis' at least once. Other than that, the stories in this book are extremely tame. I'm wondering if the disclaimer was about the ads, which are vintage 1959 comic book advertisements. One ad tells kids how to make money selling Bible Quotes door-to-door. Could that be the offensive material? The Bible doesn't offend me. But I know it can be a source of derision for some. Or is it the one-pager titled ' What's Your B.Q.?', brought to you by the National Social Welfare Assembly?

In this public service announcement, readers are asked to test their Brotherhood Quotient.  To do this, readers are asked to rate on a 4-point scale how well they like things such as 'cabbage, alligators, Catholics, Jews and Negroes'. The idea of this seems very shocking and misguided; which makes me wonder why the school district I work for hasn't tried to implement this test before with our high schoolers. You know what they say about where the road of good intentions leads to and I'm just gobsmacked to think that any public program with the purpose of spreading social unity thought this print commercial was a good idea! Even in 1959!!!

You know, I really can't figure out how to end this review. Holy cow! I'm dumbfounded. I plan on keeping this as I doubt I could ever afford a copy of the original and the Ross Andru and Russ Heath art is amazing. But man, I thought the tests in Cosmo were bad...

Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.

Champion Sports #1 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

One of the forgotten anthologies of DC Comics. Debuting in 1973, this series, devoted to the athletic feats of youngsters and young adults, lasted a whopping 3 issues. Joe Simon was the editor and head writer for Champion Sports. Each issue contained 3 stories each. That means there was a grand total of 9 stories in the short lived series. Jerry Grandenetti penciled every story with inks provided by Creig Flessel.

Issue #1 presents readers with a baseball story, a soapbox derby race and a battle between rival track stars.

'The Kid Who Beat The Oakland A's' is the story of David Wexler. He's not really that good of an athlete. But as an aspiring writer who wants to document the experience, he's got to make the team. David is about to be cut when he injures his shoulder which miraculously turns him into an ace pitcher. A couple of years later, Wexler joins an expansion team straight out of high school where his career puts him against the defending national champs, the Oakland A's!

Story #2 is called 'The Little Racer'. It's an unlikely story about a lad who dreams of winning his town's soapbox derby. From a poor family, the boy can't afford those fancy kits of aluminum and fiberglass bodies like the other kids can. Fatefully, while testing out his latest design, his cart is destroyed by a biker gang who feels sorry for their actions and winds up stealing parts for a replacement racer! 

The final story titled 'The First Hurdle', could be considered what Brian's Song would have been if Gale Sayers and Brian Piccolo allowed racial strife to come between the two of them. A young Irish track star is excited to meet his new roomie and teammate; one with the last name of Kelly. However the white student-athlete is incensed that Kelly is black! Thus begins a story about race and how bigotry can prevent a pair of supposed compatriots from gelling as a cohesive unit.

I feel like I've experienced the opening story of this issue before. Having a kid become a major league fastball throwing pitcher thanks to an arm injury is the exact plot of 1993's Rookie of the Year. I wonder if screenwriter Sam Harper used this obscure comic as inspiration!

The soapbox derby car tale would have been funny if it was written to be a farce. Instead, Simon has the story play out as a drama with a predictable ending. Though would early 1970s race officials really postpone a heat to let one of the drivers run home to change clothes? 

'The First Hurdle' was another story full of missed opportunities. It ends with Kelly having to fill in for his racist teammate in the climatic relay event, after an injury. Later Kelly confronts his fellow athlete but the ending is left kinda bitter and tragic, without any hopes of change or reconciliation. Considering how optimistic the first two sports stories end, the realistic yet depressing end of the final account, leaves the reader unfulfilled.

Champion Sports #1 ends with a lengthy one-page article on the early development of baseball. Written by Allan Asherman, it's a pretty informative piece that actually questions the validity of the myth that Abner Doubleday invented baseball! Quite a bit of the piece includes baseball's popularity that occurred during the Civil War, making this issue a must for Civil War buffs who also collect comic books!

Cover art for this issue by Grandenetti and Flessel.

Completing this review completes Task #37 (A Sports Story) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.

DC 1st Issue Special #1 (2022 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Challenge)

Thanks to a rumored paper shortage thanks to Marvel Comics, Carmine Infantino released a number of new series. The thought was if DC boasted a large enough order, they wouldn't miss out on the limited amount of newsprint held by their distributors. Out of this game plan, DC released an anthology series similar to Showcase Presents titles titled 1st Issue Special. 

The debut issue feature Jack Kirby's premiere of the mythologcial character Atlas. Kirby had previously tooled with the character to little avail. Issue #2 featured Kirby's former creative partner Joe Simon. Along with artist Jerry Grandenetti, Simon created a kid-centric title called The Green Team. 

The Green Team was comprised of 3 child millionaires. There's the Commodore, a shipping magnate with a toy boat that really pops! JP Huston is an oil tycoon who is more interested in adventure than digging oil wells. Cecil Sunbeam is a director who never uses a script but manages to produce amazing blockbusters. 

As the Green Team, these boy millionaires meeting regularly to agree on funding projects for the price of a cool million bucks. Through the crack pots and the occasional greedy Gus, the Green Team wade through the proposals to find the diamond in the roughs in hopes of making more money of their investments.

The only rule to join the Green Team is that the members must have at least $1 million dollars in their bank accounts. Thanks to a computer error that pays off in the stock market, the Green Team has welcomed it's newest member- Abdul Smith, a black shoeshine boy who longs to be a part of an elite club. 

In the Green Team's first adventure, they fund a project that promises to replace print, music, TV and movies with the ultimate pleasure experience. All done by computers. A shyster leads a protest of actors and performers who claim the Green Team's latest venture will put them out of a job. But deep down, the protest leader is just hoping for a shakedown. And he'll get his just desserts when he barricades himself into the pleasure-dome as the human mind just can't handle that much entertainment!

1st Issue Special marked the only official full comics appearance of the Green Team. The response to the comic was enough to green light a regular series. Two issues were plotted out and illustrated. Unfortunately, the DC impulsion resulted in the series being scrapped. Only those lucky enough to get their hands on the fabled 2-volume Cancelled Comics Cavalcade got to read those tales. 

Other than the occasional cameo, the Green Team operated in the shadows of the DC Universe. Then in 2013, with the New 52, the Green Team finally returned to print. Thanks to inflation, members had to be trillionaires to join the club. Cecil was gender-swapped into Cecilia. Adbul was replaced as the young Arab prince, Mohammed Qahtanni. Instead of longing to fund exciting projects, this Green Team sought to become superheroes who used money to save the day. The series lasted 8 issues. 

As for the issue itself, this is an odd duck. The artwork is great. But it's also a product of the times. With Simon and Grandenetti being in the later stages of middle age, their attempts at teen lingo was about a decade out of date. The addition of the colored Abdul was revolutionary for it's time, marking him as one of the first black characters in comics that wasn't portrayed as a stereotype or sidekick.

Honestly, I was surprised to learn that the Green Team was popular enough to merit a potential series. But it really doesn't surprise me that it got the ax considering how unlike DC this title was. The Green Team reads more like a satire of America's growing millionaire culture. With the boys admitting that their theme park was a failure so they'll have some fun blowing the structure to bits, this issue was more like something you'd expect to find in the pages of Mad Magazine. Not as a DC Comic. Experimental or otherwise.

Not Worth Consuming!

Rating: 4 out of 10 stars.

Completing this review completes Task #24 (With A Green Cover) of the 2022 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.