Showing posts with label Christmas Eve. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas Eve. Show all posts

Friday, December 26, 2025

Four Gathered on Christmas Eve


Mike Mignola, Eric Powell, Becky Cloonan and James Harren join forces in this Victorian era holiday horror from Dark Horse. 

A quartet of undesirables gather together every Christmas Eve because misery loves company. Over some mince pies and warm wassail, they tell ghost stories while insulting each other. 

Don't expect these spooky tales to take place during the holidays. One story is about a voyage to Mars that you might expect from Jules Verne, if he was a student of Edgar Allan Poe. Another is an epic poem about a rogue and unrequited love. Good stories all around, very much set in the framework of the song lyric: 'there'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago.' I just wish that they were all set at Christmas

At least the framing story was. This 2022 hardback has a great twist ending that would have made William Gaines jealous.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Adventures in Advent: Advent 2024 Day 24

Santa comes tonight! For the penultimate Advent calendar of 2024, I returned to Solgarden in Mebane, North Carolina. They sell a really neat looking Countdown to Christmas which is 3-D printed and extremely clever.

The main structure is a red chimney. At the very top stands Santa Claus. Throughout the length of the chimney, there are these green planks that are numbered 1-24. Each day, you remove the plank with the corresponding number until on the 24th where you remove the final piece and Santa Claus plops right down into the fire place. 

It's rather brilliant. I'm not sure who manufactured it and I think the asking price was around $50. 


This calendar is very similar to the piece that inspired this year's theme. It's a wooden countdown of Nakatomi Plaza from the Bruce Willis holiday classic Die Hard. Starting from the top, the numbers start at 1 with 24 at the very bottom. Each day, as you get closer to Christmas Eve, you take the small figure of Alan Rickman's villainous Hans Gruber just a little bit closer towards going splat onto the parking lot below. As my brother in law says 'It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Plaza.' With this Advent, he'd be right.

Before I dive into my Batman Advent gift for the day, I want to explain why I didn't choose to focus on the Die Hard advent yesterday or any other day. Why the honorable mention of sorts? Originally I was going to feature the Hans Gruber calendar for the 23rd and today be about Santa as I normally do. But as I got to thinking about it, I didn't want to feature two nearly identical concepts back-to-back. A last minute editorial call, I switched things up to keep things from getting stale. I hope you'll forgive my indulgence and enjoyed my picks regardless.

Saturday, December 16, 2023

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum

A while back my wife and I partook in a novel Advent activity. We took turns reading The Autobiography of Santa Claus by Jeff Guinn. It told of a number of historical characters that helped give rise to the modern day legend of Santa Claus. I understood the relevance of Clement Moore, the author of the epic poem A Visit From Saint Nick. I even understood why President Teddy Roosevelt was included what with his influence on the popularity of the Teddy Bear and the story of how one of his sons wanted a live Christmas tree but Roosevelt being a stanch conservationist was against it. Those figures were ones I understood why they were considered great allies of Kris Kringle. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out the addition of L. Frank Baum.

Baum is most famously known for writing The Wizard of Oz and its subsequent sequels. I had known from a hard cover graphic novel I found at a local thrift store that Baum had penned a short story farce called A Kidnapped Santa Claus. But surely this wasn't enough of an influence on Father Christmas to warrant him inclusion into Santa's life story. 

It's actually this short novel, published in 1902 that made L. Frank Baum one of the utmost contributors to the modern Santa Claus. It tells of how a neglected little babe is found by faeries, raised to respect the magical creatures of nature and makes it his life goal to gift all the children of the world with gifts every Christmas Eve. 

In this story, there's no living at the North Pole. The names of his reindeer are vastly different from Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and the rest. Heck, Santa isn't really even a jolly old fat man. Though he does eventually grow a beard.

Clement Moore's 1809 poem which is now colloquially known as 'T'was the Night Before Christmas', did introduce St. Nick to the United States. But other than that poem, little was really known about the Yule time gift giver in America. Baum noticed this and sought to create an origin story that took away any religious references and replaced it with a more pagan beginning with the baby being blessed throughout his life by mystical woodland beings. 

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus does take a lot of elements from Clement Moore and gives a backstory to them, which humanizes the character instead of canonizing Claus. Take the origin of the stockings. According to the Catholic Church, the real life influence of Santa was one who placed a dowry into the leggings of a trio of young poor girls, that were drying by a fire. In Baum's story, the accidental placement of some gifts into some wet socks ends up becoming a real time saver for Claus, who has only 24 hours to deliver toys around the world annually. Things like how parents use Santa as a threat to keep naughty children in line, how he becomes deemed a saint, and his relationship with Christmas time are all out of necessity or word of mouth. Anything remotely religious is not tied in with the 'true' story of Claus.

Maybe that lack of Christianity is why Signet books chose storyteller Max Apple to write an afterword about this book. Apple is Jewish and admits that as a child he hated Santa because Christmas being a gentile holiday makes the character unapproachable for him and other children of the Tribe. Max Apple writes that if he knew that Baum's Santa was created as being the most furthest religious character imaginable, other than Wiccan or pagan, the writer would have delighted in annual visits from Santa Claus as a lad.

It was an enjoyable read. Definitely a different sort of holiday character from what Coca-Cola and Rankin/Bass have created over the past 100 years. Speaking of Rankin/Bass, this story was made into that stop-motion production company's last original work in the mid-80s. No wonder some segments of this book seemed familiar to me despite having never read the book. And if the chapter in which Santa is kidnapped by evil creatures who hate children seems familiar, that's because Baum recycled that story into A Kidnapped Santa Claus, which is a far more bleaker romp that this book.

A short enough read that families could break this down into chunks over the course of a frosty December. Some of the language is a tad outdated. But it's something the whole family can enjoy just once or as a new holiday annual tradition.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, December 3, 2023

The Maze Agency #11

A pair of New York City detectives are drawn into a looming mob war on Christmas Eve in this bargain bin rescue. When a mob boss gets wind of an informer in his midst, he goes after the guy who knocked up his little girl. On the run, the daughter and her lover must dodge hitmen and other hired goons from other crime families who want to get their hands on the rat, in order to make it safely out of the Big Apple. Only, that task has gotten a lot more harder as the mom-to-be's water has just broke and her father is heading to the hospital where she's about to deliver her Christmas day babe. 

There were about a dozen issues of The Maze Agency at the thrift store where I found this issue. One of those issues had a team-up with the famed Ellery Queen. I almost got that issue, as I love a good mystery until I found this holiday issue. Not able to let a good holiday issue pass me by, I should have also bought the Ellery Queen issue as this was a very good read. 

Written by Mike W. Barr, this story was complex, gritty and above all, an honest-to-goodness holiday story. The back cover likens this tale to O.Henry's The Gift of the Magi. But the story really parallels the Nativity Story of Luke and Matthew, what with the expecting parents not being able to find a place to hide out as well as them both being targeted by a powerful corrupt leader.

Maybe if I am lucky, the rest of these issues might still be at that thrift store. If I'm not on Santa's naughty list, I might even be able to find issue #19 which is the other Christmas set issue of the series. If not, thankfully, these issues are very expensive to find online. 

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

The 25 Baubles of Pop Culture! Advent 2022 Day 24

It's Christmas Eve. Thus I think it's only fitting that I am devoting today's Advent to the world of Peanuts. Charles Schulz' Peanuts is a pop culture franchise that has the rare distinction of being something that my Grandmama, Grandmother and Mom had at least 1 ornament of which on their trees. 

My Grandmama had this satin ball ornament from Hallmark. It's dated 1979 and is for a grandson. That was me! I still own this ornament and treasure it very much. My Grandmother loved to paint wooden ornaments and she had at least 2 of the ornaments displayed here. She had ornaments of both Snoopy and Woodstock in stockings. I think she also had one of Snoopy sitting on his doghouse. But I don't see that ornament. Maybe I imagined it. As for my Mom, I remember this PVC ornament of Snoopy using his food dish as a sled hanging from our tree. It's something we picked up in the late 80s or early 90s. I think it came included with a specially marked box of Whitman's chocolates.




Then we've got an ornament that I vaguely recall somebody in my family owning. I just can't put my finger on who. It's this late 1970s rubber ornament of Linus and Snoopy. I seem to recall Linus' hair being fuzzy. And the fact that Linus is sitting on Snoopy when usually it's the beagle giving the youngster fits as Snoopy really wants that blanket is just so hysterical to me.


Looking at ornaments not owned by my family, first up is this adorable 3-D ornament depicting the final scene of A Charlie Brown Christmas. Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas had up until this year been an annual tradition in my family. But Tim Cook and Apple decided to become Scrooges and made it to where you can only watch the special on AppleTV. Supposedly tonight and tomorrow, families can watch the show for free. But I haven't a clue how to do that and I really don't feel like creating an account with AppleTV and having to share my personal information. So the next best thing will be this ornament I found on Pintrest, I guess.

Fun Fact- though they are depicted in this ornament, Franklin, Marcy and Peppermint Patty were not in the holiday special as none of them had been created by Charles Schulz just yet.


Another annual holiday tradition is getting to hear 1967's Snoopy's Christmas by The Royal Guardsmen. This holiday follow up to Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron is just such a fun story mixed into a catchy little ditty. Thankfully, Apple doesn't own the rights to this song and I got to hear it the other day in my car. The song is based on Snoopy's pretend play that he's a World War I flying ace in the comic strip. In honor of all this, I share this 2016 ornament that technically isn't Christmas. Instead, it's a Hallmark Halloween ornament as this scene is based on the 1966 Peanuts special It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Hey, nothing says you can't hang Halloween stuff on your Christmas tree...

I wanna go back to looking at a vintage Peanuts ornament for a moment. When I was looking for that Grandson ornament, I ran across several globe ornaments from Hallmark's early days at producing tree decorations. My favorite is this early 1980s globe made of glass. It shows Snoopy acting as Santa with Woodstock and several of his bird friends leading the sleigh over Charlie Brown's neighborhood.

I'm also a big fan of this late 90s ornament. I just can't determine who the manufacturer is. It depicts Charlie Brown going to Lucy for gift ideas instead of psychiatric help for the price of 1 nickel. You can be sure that all the gift ideas Lucy is giving Charlie Brown are all things she wants!

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On the craft made front, my favorite is this ceramic ornament of Snoopy, Woodstock and Charlie Brown in festive attire. I wonder if the Christmas tree behind them is that magical fir from the holiday special. 

And now for the DIY ornament. For this one, you will need yellow paint, a black puffy paint pen, a wooden disc ornament and some type of ribbon. First up, paint the disc yellow. When it dries, use the puffy paint pen and create a zig-zag pattern like on Charlie Brown's shirt. Unlike in the image above, I recommend making the zig-zag a little bit more thicker but don't be afraid to be a little sloppy as that was Schulz's style. When the black paint is dry, tie a ribbon loop through the hole of the ornament and hang on your tree to give it a touch of Peanuts class!


Friday, December 24, 2021

Tis The Ugly Sweater Season! Advent 2021: Day 24


The Fat Man comes tonight!

So lets wait by the fireplace while looking at some ugly sweaters starring Santa Claus and his reindeer!


















For today's Advent, I gift you 2 presents. The first is a glimpse at how my wife and I will be celebrating Christmas Eve- with the goats at Spring Haven Farm! Then take a look at what tonight is like from Santa's point of view!

Enjoy them both!






Sunday, December 24, 2017

A Classic TV Christmas- Advent 2017 Day 24


It's Christmas Eve! Time for some last minute travels in hopes of making it in time for Christmas. But what if you get snowed in at the airport? What do you do then? 

Do you scavenge the vending machines for a Christmas dinner made of potato chips and candy bars? Do you decorate that potted plant next to the ticket counter with old tickets and barf bags? Do you use the luggage return as your own personal bedding?



Well that's exactly what happened to the Tanners from Full House. In the December 16, 1988 episode titled Our Very First Christmas Episode, the family and co-worker Rebecca are flying East to visit various relatives. Middle child Stephanie is scared to death that Santa doesn't know where to find them and once it becomes evident that they all have to spend the night at the airport, everyone along with Stef are convinced that Christmas is ruined. Of course, they all manage to make it work and Santa performs a little miracle or two in order to make it the best Christmas ever!



Personally, this is like my fantasy Christmas Eve. I so very want to have to spend a night at the airport. It's like a weird dream of mine, I know. But I just love the whole idea and believe me, I think I would have some crazy fun! Plus, unlimited time to read! Man, it's a win-win!

I really thought that this episode took place later than season 2 of the show. But it is a episode that takes place on Christmas Eve and I really like it. So, here's the episode, in yet another odd format and in 2 parts. Enjoy and until tomorrow, Merry Christmas!



Monday, December 11, 2017

A Classic TV Christmas- Advent 2017 Day 11



I'm playing hard and loose with the time line today. While I am now progressing into classic TV Christmas episodes of the 1970s, I am also going back in time to the 1950s. If you've guessed that happy days are here again, then pat yourself on the back. We are going to spend the holidays with the Cunninghams of Milwaukee for a Happy Days Christmas.

Happy Days was an extremely popular TV show on ABC. It was set in the 1950s and focus on the life of Richie Cunningham and his family. Well, that is until a certain greaser named the Fonz became the de facto star of the show. 



The series ran for 11 seasons from 1974-1984 and had several holiday episodes. But my favorite was from Happy Days' eighth season. Titled White Christmas, the episode aired on December 19, 1980. 

It's Christmas Eve and a major blizzard has crippled Milwaukee. Mr. Cunningham and his daughter Joanie are stranded at Cunningham hardware. Mrs. Cunningham and Richie's pregnant wife Mary Beth are at home where the power has gone out and one of the upstairs windows has broken mysteriously (don't worry, it was just a bird...) Meanwhile Fonzie and some of the gang are stuck at Arnold's Drive-In thanks to Potsie screwing up and getting everybody snowed in thanks to a snow plow. 




It looks like everybody is going to be spending Christmas away from each other. But thanks to a Christmas miracle of either the snow clean-up crew of Milwaukee being able to plow through 2-feet of snow or a stroke of coincidental genius by the writers, everyone is able to make it home in time for Christmas. Well, except for Richie who can't fly in because of the blizzard. (Although in reality, actor Ron Howard had left the show prior in order to become a big time door-to-door shoe salesman or something, forever forsaking Hollywood and it's wantonous beckoning call.

On paper, this isn't really be one of my favorite episodes. In terms of a Christmas episode it's rather sad. Mr. Cunningham laments how soon Joanie will moving away for college. Mrs. Cunningham and Richie's wife are all sad that Richie got delayed. The only funny things are the scenes at Arnold's with Potsie getting on Fonzie's nerves. 

But what I love so very much about this episode is the snow! I am a winter weather junky. I am a Northerner born in a Southern state. As I write this post, it's snowing in North Carolina and it's not officially winter yet! And I could not be more thrilled. I just love getting snowed-in and this episode is all about being snowed-in! 

Since this post is all about snow and my love for it, I am forgoing a clip of the episode and instead giving to you for Advent a video of holiday tunes set to falling snow. It is 3 hours long, so if you don't sit through the whole thing, it will not hurt my feelings. So enjoy and until next time- Merry Christmas!





Saturday, December 24, 2016

Countdown to New Who: Advent 2016: Day 24


    Not only is tonight Christmas Eve- it's the First Night of Hanukkah! My wife's father and is his family are Jewish. So for the past 17 years, my wife and I have been celebrating 
Christmu-Kah!
     
    So for tonight's Advent because of the two holidays, this Madman is giving you 2 presents.

    For Hanukkah, I'm sharing with you the ultimate tune of the festival of lights: Adam Sandler's The Hanukkah Song. 

    Then for Christmas Eve, with less than one day until the Doctor Who holiday special, I'm sharing with you the BBC's definitive ranking of all of the best moments of the Doctor Who specials until to last year's Last Christmas. 

    Enjoy...


   

Friday, December 23, 2016

Marvel Universe: Guardians of the Galaxy #15 (Family Comic Friday)

   This issue hits stores just this past Wednesday- so it's probably still on shelves. But the main reason I choose this book was actually not for reading purposes but TV watching!

    Marvel's kids titles based on the Disney XD cartoons have one very annoying trait to them- they're taken straight from the TV show!
    The artwork is stills from the cartoon. The images are often not very clear and sometimes it just looks like a bunch of pixels.
    The stories are taken from the scripts. Word for word- NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
    Except for the cover, there isn't any originality to these. 
    To be honest, if I'm going to choose- I take the cartoons on the comics. 
    Now you might think that it's heresy for a Madman who supports children reading comics. However, if I had to choose between the copy or the real thing, I'm going to choose the TV shows that these issues are based on. I would have no problem if Disney or Marvel would make original stories based on the cartoons. But they don't and since they do not look that aesthetically pleasing, I'd rather watch the toons. (Plus, with the cartoons, you get the awesome voice overs of actors like Will Friedle (Star Lord), Trevor Duvall (Rocket), Jonathan Frakes (Star Lord's father J'son), and many more.
   You'll actually get your wish as the episode that this comic is based on will air on Disney XD tomorrow on Christmas Eve at 4:30am and 10:30pm. True, those times are both too early and too late for those needing to be in bed for Santa. But that doesn't mean that you can't set your DVRs now for some festive Marvel fun later on in the week. 

   Hey, make the event double fun! Buy the comic and then follow along with the show!


   
 

    

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Doctor Who #12 (2011-2012)

  A companion-less Doctor materializes on the North Pole just in time to rescue Santa from a trio of robots intent on stealing the Jolly Ole' fat man's magic bag of gifts. While the magic sack and Santa are saved, his reindeer are a little worse for wear and cannot make the Christmas Eve trek. So the Doctor hooks up Santa's sleigh to the TARDIS and a night of fun, adventure, and cookies begins! ( I only wish there was a scene where the Doctor is seen giving a gift to one of his famous monster foes like some slumbering Sontarans or sleeping Silurians.)
  My Holiday 2016 comic book readings began with this issue of Doctor Who and it was a good start to it! Plus, since I only had the photo variant cover, this was quite the surprise. Other than a very hard to find and very expensive holiday special from Marvel in the 1980s, I was not aware of any Christmas themed Doctor Who Comics! 
    Titled 'Silent Knight', this issue goes full GI Joe #21 as there are no words or sound effects in this story at all with exception of a small Christmas wish from the Doctor on the very last panel. Even though I'm feel that comics without words is a waste of money, since this was a special holiday Who, I was extremely thrilled with it. In fact, it was a treat so nice, I read it twice!

  Very Much Worth Consuming

  Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.
    

Thursday, December 24, 2015

The 18 Days of a Star Wars Christmas Miracle +7: Day 24


It's a major award!

   There's just one more day until Christmas! I hope everyone is enjoying themselves and are having a saving and healthy Christmas!

  For my advent gift to you today I've included a link to a great article about why Star Wars and Christmas seem to go hand in hand.

Enjoy!