Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas with the Super-Heroes #1

Originally from ’88-89, this volume is a collection of reprints and not a volume of new stuff like more recent DC holiday ventures. I didn’t have a problem with this as I had only previously read one tale before- a Batman tale by O’Neil and Miller. The best story starred the JLA and was titled “Who Killed Santa?”


But really, they were all great stories.

This book was the kind of comic I would have loved to have received for a Christmas present. Speaking of presents, the Neal Adams cover looks a lot like the super heroes wrapping paper my parents would have used when I was you. That was sooo cool.

"Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four Vol. 6: Monsters & Mysteries"

WORTH CONSUMING!
Marvel Adventures are just the best! Sure, there geared for Kids, but the cover says “All-ages”!
This volume has the FF solving a Whodunnit in Atlantis, Fighting a Skrull invasion by what could only be summed up as the only foursome dumber than the guys in “Tropic Thunder”, The Thing becomes the King of the Mole-people, and the group is sent back in time to met Rama-Tut.
 
 The Tut story is the best. Alicia gets her sight back and Thing finally gets an answer as to whether the girl would still love her if she wasn’t blind. Sadly, it all gets ret-conned at the end and the event never really happens (try explaining this all to my wife and watch her head explode.)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

"DC Universe (DCU) Holiday Bash II (1998)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

There are some really great stories in this. DC does a much better job at the Holiday tales that Marvel. I think it has to do with the fact that DC seems to have a far greater appeal for families and this title is just that. Kids should demand mom and dad read this on Christmas Eve!

 

"Kamandi: At Earth's End #4 of 6"

WORTH CONSUMING!

 Kamandi finally finds his man. Just don’t get your hopes up into finding out just why he has to kill Superman. The Man of Steel (now reduced to tin foil due to years of pollution preventing him from receiving the yellow sunlight that gives him his super-powers) appears in the next to last page.

Oh well, you should have expected that. There are 3 issues left to go.

Friday, December 25, 2009

"Marvel Holiday Special 2004, #1"



One of the best Holiday issues of all-time. The Jonah story which is based on A Christmas Carol is paced very well with lots of humor, poignancy, and holiday cheer (or lack thereof). Interestingly enough, Spider-man is hardly in this story. It’s more of an Avengers tale. The X-Men story was brilliantly done. Who knew Emma Frost had a heart?

I didn’t like Franklin Richard’s tale. It was too much like an after-school special and it was too humanistic for my tastes. (This probably means everyone else thinks it’s the greatest story ever told)

Again, Spidey is larger than life on the cover and hardly anywhere to be found in the book. This is a pet-peeve of mine.

Still, this book rocked and was worth consuming.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

"Marvel Holiday Special: Christmas 1994"

This is a very interesting mix of holiday stories. The Iceman/ Beast story is based on an obscure original X-Men tale from the 60s. The art was inconsistent, but it was a great story. The Capt. story was very good, so is the Thing’s. I didn’t understand the Silver Surfer story and what it had to do with any earth or alien holiday. Like the Surfer, it was just weird.

And the X-Men poem at the end was very funny.

 Big disappointment though. Spiderman is taking over a 1/3 of the cover, yet he’s relegated to a 2 page story without any words.

 Still, with that oversight, it’s very much worth consuming.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

"Kamandi: At Earth's End #3 of 6 (Elseworlds, 1993)"




 

Well, the plot got better. Sadly, the artwork remains quite unrealistic.

Case in point: Kamandi and company find a car with self-refueling power cells (ok, I buy that) and they hit the open road only to be attacked by a gang of car enthusiasts (again, a rip-off of Mad Max, but I with it so far). Then Kamandi comments that these gangs have to salvage parts and fuel from other run-down vehicles and then the cars of shown. They look like the exact opposite of Micro Machines, very squat- but Huge!!!!

The problem with it is that they are all symmetrical and fully loaded.

 What’s up with that?

 At least the Mad Max cars look like 2 trucks crashed into each other. So, why should I believe that on a world with a complete car and gas shortage should there be so many muscle cars? Once again, my readership and intelligence is insulted.

Monday, December 21, 2009

"Kamandi: At Earth's End #2 of 6 (Elseworlds, 1993)"

Kamandi rescues the obligatory last fertile female on earth in issue 2.

That cliché is forgivable. What I don’t understand is why she has to be captured by a wide array of bizarre mutant males. I call this the X-men paradox. You never see an entire race of mutants in X-Men with the same powers. There’s always a different power/body type/ look for each character.

The same goes for Kamandi. No one looks the same. And every mutant male is way too top heavy. (This type of art work is a main reason why I am not a fan of A.D. 2000) I hate it.

The Omega Man, Mad Max, and Night of the Comet are cult classics when it comes to this type of story and they all used uniform looking villains. So, why does anyone how draws post-apocalyptic comics feel that they have to go hog wild and draw a vast array of body types. Carte Blanche is not an excuse. Why, it even insults my readership.

Not worth Consuming.

Monday, December 7, 2009

"Kamandi: At Earth's End #1 of 6 (Elseworlds, 1993)"

Kamandi is one of those titles that I kick myself for not keeping. When I was younger, I’d order those comic books grab bags advertised in back issues and when it would arrive, I would receive dozens of Kamandi’s, New Gods, and Mister Miracles. At the time, I thought they were crap. Nowadays, an issue fetches about $15-30 bucks apiece.

 D’oh!

  This Elseworlds tale involves Kamandi being forced by his computerized “Mother” to kill a mysterious man in Arizona. Along the way, he meets a guy who just happens to have an unlimited supply of gasoline and guns. This is pretty standard fare. Although, there is a mysterious being known of “Ben Boxer” following them, so the real mystery is if he is a friend of foe.
   Worth Consuming, but it needs to get really good by the next issue, or I am really going to hate this entire mini-series.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

"Spiderman Holiday Special 1995"

For a holiday special, the stories are actually quite good. The art is very 1990s, but enjoyable. (I really think that comic art in the 90’s had way too many thin lines that made everybody look ridiculous) And there are some great cameos and it is fun to read.


Praises aside, this issue is a prime example why Marvel sucked in the 90s. Spidey a clone, no he’s not, yes he is? Venom a good guy? Johnny Torch marries Alicia and she’s really a Skrull? Aunt May Dead? (wait, that’s actually a good thing.) Anyhoo, what was Marvel Thinking?

This is worth consuming, but its real close, like 52-48 in favor of consumption.

Monday, November 30, 2009

MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2006 #1, February 2007 (Volume 1)


The Pros: The AIM story that runs throughout the entire issue, the freakin’ hilarious Fin Fang Foom story, and a very interesting tale about Ben Grimm and Anhilius. An added bonus, a Marvel Handbook report on Santa’s role in the Marvel Universe.

Let's not forget to praise this beautiful Norman Rockwell inspired cover of Santa Hulk. So adorable. So fun.

The Cons: It’s a 48-page special. However, 18 pages are filled with either reprints of old Holiday Specials or ads. So, in reality it’s a 32-pager. Had I paid the full $3.99 cover for this issue, I would be soooooo pissed.

 

Sunday, November 29, 2009

"Batman: The Order of Beasts"


Someone is killing Britain’s elite and it’s up to the Batman to discover who’s behind the murders and why. Did I mention that these aristocrats happen to dress up at characters from The Wind in the Willows?

The mystery is pretty good, but it gets really weird really fast. Churchill makes an appearance, and then disappears from the story. I understand that this plot had something to do with the Nazis trying to win the 2nd world war, but I really feel like something is missing.

This really needs the director’s cut treatment.

 

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

"Star Trek #21 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

Despite the fact that this plot has been done to death, the twists and turns make this conclusion really pop. I actually like it. Not the best ever done, but it’s a much better offering than some previous issues.

Worth Consuming.

 

Monday, November 23, 2009

Making a Heart for God



For this selection, I didn’t choose a book that seemed to be the most intellectual, most politically correct, or most bionically sound book. This time around, I went for a subject that interested me and that I had little knowledge about. “Making a Heart for God”, is a look at a week-long retreat at a Trappist Monastery in Kentucky. First of all, I didn’t know anyone could actually stay at one of these places and not have to become a monk. In fact, you don’t even have to be Catholic! I was amazed at how monasteries were turning into vacation destinations for anyone who can grab a reservation. You don’t even have to be male to stay either.

The book is written out as a schedule of participants’ weekly activities (or lack thereof). As the itinerary is laid out, stops are made chronicling the monastery’s history and doctrines are examined. The visitors and monks read, pray (a lot!), worship, work and make money for the order to stay solvent, and they relax. The big surprise was how secular all of this could be, while still trying to pursue Heaven.

Worth Consuming

Monday, November 16, 2009

"K-Pax II: On a Beam of Light"

The character of Robert Porter is some much more interesting than prot. Finally, we get to the root of just what made human become alien. There still is a ton of patients to keep straight, but it’s very engaging. I cannot wait to read K-Pax III.

Worth Consuming.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


Like many other comics adaptations, this one leaves out quite a bit of relevant information. This one doesn’t even have director’s cut scenes, What’s up with that?

Sadly, I had seen this before and hated the ending. I also thought the use of a lead lined refrigerator to save Indy from an atom bomb was a cop-out plot device. So, with these flagrant fouls already against the book- I can’t rate this as a book worth consuming.



 

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

"JLA: Another Nail"

Now that Superman has finally come, the DCU faces its first crisis. A real page turner here! Honest. There are some great cameos by the Doom Patrol, Powergirl, Black Orchid, and The Phantom Stranger. And thankfully, the crisis ends with Barry Allen still alive!

The best part is Batman’s penance for the death of the Joker at his hands in The Nail. The outcome is awesome!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

"Star Trek #20 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

Trek fans, you’ve seen this issue before! Away team goes down to a planet. It’s in peril and about to blow up at any minute. The inhabitants don’t want to leave, until it’s too late and then…wait for it… That’s right, there’s a transporter malfunction, stranding everyone!

Despite the clichéd storyline, it’s a lot better quality than some of the other tales in this series. Let’s just see some original storylines from now on people.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

"Star Trek #19 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"


WORTH CONSUMING!

After about a half dozen of really poor stories, ST finally hits a winner.

Kirk finds himself having to write a eulogy for a “red shirt” who died in the line of duty saving the captain. The only problem, Kirk gets writers block because the crewmember hadn’t been assigned for very longer and the crew and himself didn’t really get to know him at all.

I wish that this was a totally original story. However, this was the plot to an episode of MASH, in which Hawkeye has the same problem when it comes to the death of a nurse.

Still, it’s a valiant effort on the DC staff and so, I give this the full 10 star rating.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

"JLA: The Nail, Book Three"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The Nail comes to an end with an all-out battle against the biggest, baddest, most powerful enemy the Justice League as ever fought…Jimmy Olsen? I know this seems lame but it works. Just read the book. Then, you’ll see I was right!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

"JLA: The Nail, Book Two"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The book is great- but things go from bad to worse for the Justice League!!! Some alien presence is building up a disdain for meta-humans and the world takes the Patriot Act to the highest level of fascism…EVER! The scary thing is that this book was written years before 9/11!

Friday, October 9, 2009

"Star Trek #18 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

What is wrong with this series? DC’s first Trek series was excellent. This second series just can’t cut it! I’m starting to get a little tired with it. As a loyal Trek fan, I feel that I must press on. I just can’t endure that many more stinkers.

"Star Trek #17 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

Anytime the Klingons are involved, it’s a great story. So, to have Kirk and crew teamed up with the Klingons should be an instant classic. There are some great scenes, but, this story is lacking that spark to make it great.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

"JLA: The Nail, Book One"

Imagine a world without Superman. Oh, don’t worry! He’s out there, he’s just never been discovered.

In this Elseworld, meta-humans and aliens are looked at with disdain and the JLA finds itself in the middle of a public relations nightmare.

It’s the beginning of a great tale. The book’s best part is also the most chilling. The Joker forces Batman to watch while he destroys Batgirl and Robin. What makes this so vile- just what Joker does to them is never shown. But, it’s really bad. Wow!

Worth Consuming!

 

Monday, October 5, 2009

"Wonder Man: My Fair Super Hero”

Imagine My Fair Lady, only fighting replaces the singing and it stars superheroes. A novel concept, and if the writer would have stuck to this premise, I’d give it 5 big stars. However, the whole Henry Higgins boot camp to reform a brutal assassin ends ups being this jumbled ploy to destroy the Avengers. (I feel like I’ve read that story sometime in the past).
The best parts are the scenes that take place in the distant future. It’s a bleak outlook for planet Earth, with the only superhero remaining is Wonder Man (I didn’t know that WM was immortal, didn’t breathe, or turned purple when he used his maxmium powers until I read this story). Now, the big question is does this “future” exist in the same universe as the “Old Man Logan” storyline or somewhere else? I know that Wonder Man was written first, but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t happen as the same time.
Predictably, the story also starts to looks less like “Pygmalion” and more like “Beauty and the Beast.” And of course, you know that when a superhero falls in love, it never ends well.
Worth Consuming, well at least the first 4 chapters are.

Friday, October 2, 2009

"Classics Illustrated Deluxe #1: The Wind in the Willows (Classics Illustrated Deluxe Graphic Novels)"

There is a reason why I never enjoyed this book as a child. I thought it was because I wasn’t old enough to enjoy it. Now, I re-read the book in the Classic Illustrated style and I feel like I am too old to enjoy the book.

The art is great. It’s full of George Perez style detail on every page and every single panel. I even enjoyed several of the chapters, especially the winter/ Christmas episodes. When it comes to a plot, then things get a bit confusing.

First of all, I have no idea what the author was trying to get across as the main theme. In Moby Dick, the theme is obsession. In Peter Pan, the theme is not wanting to grow up. But, in Wind in the Willows there are so many things that don’t even eventually have something to do with the story’s climax. Like the giant “Pan” character. What’s up with that? And why doesn’t he show up later on? I feel like something was left out or overlooked.

I guess the timing was never right to read this book in order for me to enjoy it. Would I recommend it to others? Maybe, but it’s gonna have to depend on the age of the reader. Plus, I’m not really sure girls would enjoy this as much as boys.

I give this book 5 out of 10.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

"Batman: Mitefall"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

I’m not really sure that this tale qualifies as an Elseworld. It doesn’t carry the imprint, but it is a spin-off of the “Legends of the Dark Knight” series that’s comprised of Elseworld-like adventures. The only reason I read this book, much less added it to my collection is that it was included on Wikipedia’s list of Elseworlds titles.

The art doesn’t work. It’s too raw and childish. Although O’Neil’s art is a perfect fit in his work on “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” series. But here, it’s much too jumbled.

Also, the storyline is a complete mess. Now in all fairness, this problem may stem from the fact that I did not know that this was a sequel to a story arc in the “Legends of the DK” series. Yet, while I am inclined to collect that series in the future, I’m not in dire need to read the prequels any time soon.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

"Star Trek #16 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

After the horror that was the last 3 issues, Peter David returns with a tale about the original crew. Sadly, this episode is too much like TOS episode, “The Empath.” When promised new tales, don’t give me a thinly veiled remake and sell it as an original, never before told story.
Sorry, that just doesn’t work with me.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Superman and Batman: World's Funnest by Evan Dorkin and Friends



WORTH CONSUMING!

This is one of my (new) all-time favorites. Mr. Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite destroys every possible world in the DC Universe (Pre-Crisis, Post-Crisis, and even the Crisis itself). And it boasts an all-star cast of illustrators. This is very much in the realm of “Matt Hembeck Destroys the Marvel Universe”, only funnier.

Essential for DC fans, even if you don’t like Elseworlds.

Once I finish with all the Elseworlds, I may re-read this tale to bring the whole series full circle.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

"Batman: Master of the Future"

WORTH CONSUMING!

This book is the sequel to “Gotham by Gaslight”. The events clearly take place during the Chicago World’s Fair of 1889 and mixes in the Great Fire. Though, I can’t place who the villain, a Leroi something another. Is he real, fiction, I dunno?

 The ending is lame- yet another person uncovers who Batman really is. When is someone gonna write a tale when someone forgets who Batman is in real life???? And I don’t mean the Riddler, I am talking someone like Robin or Alfred gets amnesia. If someone does decide to do this storyline, I call co-plotter byline!!!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (Elseworlds)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

So, after about 2 years of collecting Elseworld tales, I finally decided to read some of them. (I still have about 2 dozen tales to collect to have the entire series) Naturally, I start with the first ever tale in the series.

Despite that it doesn’t say that it’s an Elseworld, it’s the first book to explore the “infinite” earths since the end of the Crisis. Gaslight is a fun tale, a bit short for my taste. But more importantly, a format is being established, and I think I am in for some real treats.

I solved the “mystery” of who’s Jack the Ripper within the first 5 pages. That was a bit of a letdown. However, the twist in which Bruce Wayne gets accused of the crime is really cool. And I like how the ending has one of those “better dead than dishonored” endings found in many of the Hercule Poirot mysteries.

I cannot wait to delve in deeper to the Elseworlds.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

"Poirot's Early Cases: 18 Hercule Poirot Mysteries"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

Agatha Christie’s mysteries are known for not being 100% fair with the reader. However, when you read a 200+ page work, you tend to give Dame Agatha a bit of leeway to having a highly unlikely plot twist or the fact that a pair of shoes being the key to the whole crime, despite the fact that until the mystery was solved, the word “shoe” appears not even once in the entire book.

But, when you’re given only 15 pages to solve the crime, such overlooks of important clues really insults one’s intelligence. That’s a main reason why it took me 3 weeks to finish this book. After about 7 preposterous solutions, I started to feel cheated and well, to be honest, my heart really wasn’t in it to continue. I mean, if the writer isn’t willing to devote herself to her book, why should I?

Fans of Christie will like this book. But, if you want to really get to know her for the first time, skip this collection of the early cases of her most famous character and read “The Murder of Roger Ackroyd”. You’ll be glad you did. Then, after you start to understand her style a little, feel free to give these tales a try. I just hope they don’t put you off wanting to read more of her works. (If you are like me, you just may feel like a break from it for a while.)

Saturday, September 5, 2009

"Star Trek #15 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

From the cover, you can tell that the end of the Worthy’s journey is not gonna end well.

However, this volume is done quite well. Why couldn’t the entire 3-issue arc have been as good? I really enjoyed the ending (and no, it’s not related to that old joke Q: “What was your favorite part?” A: “The End”) This ending really captured the tribute to Lost in Space like I think Bill Mumy was trying to do. He should have just used the Lost in Space folks (the heck with Licensing!).

Worthy of Consumption.

Friday, September 4, 2009

"Star Trek #14 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

The cover says ‘In Memory of the Worthy.’ How can one do that when this bunch of lameos won’t go away?

 Remember when Bill Mumy was the creepy kid on the “Twilight Zone” who sent people to the cornfield (IE purgatory) when he didn’t like them or got bored with them? Well, by the end of this issue, I was wishing I had the ability to do that to the Worthy.

The best scene is when the Gorn attack and the leader of the Worthy boasts of his exploits with the Reptilian Race centuries ago. Seeing the Gorn gush like teens at a mall appearance of the Backstreet Boys was hilarious.

Still, that one scene couldn’t save the day.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"The Lindbergh Child (Treasury of XXth Century Murder)" by Rick Geary


WORTH CONSUMING!


A great read. This is a book for people who love comics, but are afraid to read them in public.

I want to read the entire series.

Worth Consuming.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Essential Spider-Woman, volume 1

I remember owning many of these issues when I was real young. Like 2,3,4. Do I remember anything other than the pictures? Not a bit. But I did like them. I think it had to do with being big on Spider-Man at the time.
So now, 30 years later, I’m back giving them the ole college try. Some of these issues are really good, especially the Marvel two-in-one issues, and the first 7 issues of Spider-woman. But when she starts to become a bounty hunter, the series loses it spark some. The interesting thing about this series is the weirder the story, the better. Plots involving a killer clown, Werewolves, and spies are really kitschy. But, involve an ego-maniac trying to take over L.A. and I couldn’t care less.
BTW, is it just me, or does anything think that the Shroud is a huge knock-off of Batman???

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"Star Trek #13 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

So Billy Mumy is writing the issue and the cover says “Danger, Danger!” what do you expect? The crew of the Enterprise meeting the Space Family Robinson, right?

Wrong. Dead Wrong. Instead we get this family of people called the Worthy, who look like trashy Andorians and have a plotline similar to the “Bread and Circuses” story in which earth gods travel to other planets only to often misuse their powers.  In other words, I thought this story stunk. What’s worse, I’ve got to sit through at least 1 issues of these “Worthy”. That in itself is the real “Danger, Danger, Will Robinson”.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

"Marvel Adventures The Avengers Volume 4: The Dream Team Digest (Marvel Adventures)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

Finally, some info on the origin of Giant-girl and a little clarity about her place in Marvel Canon.

   Some really good stories in this volume. Thor was grossly underused. The Kang story was very clever. And Wolverine’s reaction when Capt. gives him temporary leadership of the Avengers was hilarious.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

"Star Trek #11 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The courtroom goes insane when witnesses for the Klingons enter the courtroom- ending with the appearance by the Gangster race encountered in the original series episode, “A Piece of the Action”

All great fun, and for once- the cover actually is truthful to content inside the book.

Worth Consuming.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

"Star Trek #12 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

If you’re a Klingon, the last thing you should ever do is insult Kirk’s son, who was killed by Klingons while defending Spock and Saavak.

The trial of Kirk comes to a close. This 3-issue arc is like Christmas for any Trek fan and is very much worth consuming!!!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

"Star Trek #10 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

In Star Trek IV, the Klingons demanded the Kirk be brought to trial for his actions in the Search For Spock. Finally, after the fiasco of the Nasgul’s attempted hit on Kirk, the Klingons get their chance.

Lots of great cameos and nostalgia.

 

Saturday, August 15, 2009

"K-Pax"

WORTH CONSUMING!

   I loved the movie- what can I say, I am a Kevin Spacey fan. But, I was surprised to know that there are sequels to the book. I must get my hands on these STAT.

   Great book- great characters-great mystery. I think it’s really cool that the author is also that narrator ( or at least they have the same name).

 

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

"Star Trek #9 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The Bounty on Kirk’s Head storyline comes to a close only to find Kirk is now being court martialed in the cliffhanger.

 And for some reason, the bounty hunter chasing Kirk really looks like Bruce Davidson. Is there a reason for this? I like it- but is this like an Easter egg or homage to Army of Darkness?

 

Monday, August 10, 2009

"Star Trek #8 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

So, the biggest, baddest Bounty Hunter, this side of Boba Fett is a cross between John Cleese and the Terminator. It’s kinda wacky- but it really works. A very funny issue that has something with the Klingons brewing.

A Must read.

"Star Trek #7 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The crisis ends- but while things seem good, I know it won’t stay that way for long.

The Nasgul finally peak my interest putting a huge bounty out of Kirk’s head. Now, I eagerly await the arrival of the baddest bounty hunter this side of Boba Fett!

Can’t wait to find out just who this guys is…

Saturday, August 8, 2009

"Star Trek #6 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!
In the real world, the whole crew would be court-martialed and drummed out for how it is handling this crisis! R.J. is awesome. I can’t wait to see how this plays out!!!!!

Friday, August 7, 2009

"Star Wars: Rebellion Volume 1-My Brother, My Enemy"

WORTH CONSUMING!

Taking place between Episode IV and VI, Rebellion focuses on the career of Tank, a little known childhood friend of Luke’s whose mentioned only once in the entire Series of movies.

It’s a fun book, but there’s no Chewie, Han, or droids. What’s up with that???

The art is stunning. It’s got a lot of great fight scenes that actually rival Lucasfilm.

Worth Consuming!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

"Dan Rooney: My 75 Years With the Pittsburgh Steelers and the NFL"



WORTH CONSUMING!

I’ve been a Steelers fan since I don’t know when. I’ve got family from Pittsburgh, I’ve always loved that the helmet only has a logo on one side, and one of the first sentences I remember ever reading was “One for the Thumb.” Well, it took a while to get the thumb, but I’ve been a member of Steelers Nation my whole life, and I don’t expect to change!

 If you are a fan of the Steelers, this book is required reading! If you are a football historian, this book needs to be on your reading list, as the Steelers are one of the original NFL founding teams. If you are from Dallas, I pity you.

 A great, fun, and fast read. (I wish it was longer!)

Friday, July 31, 2009

Between Heaven and Ground Zero by Leslie Haskin

WORTH CONSUMING!

This book was an eye opening account to what actually happened inside of one of the Twin Towers during the 9/11 attacks. See, when you look at the footage of the towers after the planes hit, it really looks like just a lot of smoke and that the buildings suffered very little damage. However, according to the author’s first-hand account, the interior was nothing like what the TV viewer saw happening outside.

  Walls melted, fireballs ripped throughout the elevator shafts and anywhere else it could find an opening. Dozens of people fell to their deaths- not just the one or two victims shown on TV that day. It was utter chaos.

    That chaos is the only thing I didn't like about reading this book. It also happens to be the author's journal of events written during her recovery process from PTSD. As a survivor of abuse, I understand how confusing the process of unravelling the events can be. And while this book didn't trigger any events for me, it's still hard to follow. The utter panic and disorder felt by the author is eerily present. Some events seem disjointed. And it really makes it hard for a reader to understand just where and when the action is taking place. Thankfully, a series of appendixes are included and ease some of the burden.

     I also wish that the author took more time on writing about her personal life and her post-9/11 career. Many of the captions in the photograph section and the dust jacket imply this, and I felt myself wanting to know more. Hopefully, Haskin will write another book covering this area- or even an expanded edition. If she does, it's a done deal that I'll be searching it out at my local library.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Showcase Presents: House of Mystery, Vol. 1


WORTH CONSUMING!

Horror Comics were the first comics I ever bought. I was probably 3-5 years old. Oh, how I loved those old horror books. I probably spent many a quarter and then dollar, raiding the cheap bins at the local comic shop.

Now, 25 years late, little has changed- except now a vintage horror book will run you $10-$25 a pop! Thanks to DC for deciding to put these old tales into a digest reprint format. They were great fun.

 The biggest problem with this book is availability. Vol. 1 is now out of print and you may find yourself paying double the cover if you’re lucky to find this gem.  This volume is worth consuming, so happy hunting!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

"Star Trek #5 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

The Blaise/ Kirk conflict is really the only thing going for this issue, but a really cool cover. Other than that, the story was boring and the art was a bit off.

Monday, July 20, 2009

"Star Trek #4 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

Meet R.J. Blaise. A Federation appointed observer, who’s out to see how fit for command Jim Kirk is after the recent Klingon/ Nasgul crisis. How the crew rallies to protect Kirk makes this story an instant classic. And since R.J. is an independent woman… well, you know eventually what’s going to happen between her and Kirk.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

"Star Trek #3 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

Finally, a good issue! Took 3 tries to get it in the right direction. (Note: I did not say this was a great episode). Klaa is out for revenge on Kirk, and you know it will be a classic confrontation that won’t end well for the Klingons!

Friday, July 17, 2009

"Star Trek #2 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

This new series is off to a rocky start. I don’t like this new race, The Nasgul. I don’t like the new ensigns. I don’t even like the Klingons, so far.

Things had better turn around quick.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

"Zombies Calling!"

WORTH CONSUMING!

This book takes the “zombie rules” concept of “Shaun of the Dead” and turns it on its ear. Very funny- though a little too hyper at times. I enjoyed it, I just don’t know if it is something I’d just have to read again or own.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

"Star Trek #1 (DC Comics 1989-1996, 2nd Series)"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

So, after investing 56 issues to a new set of crew members that I had grown to really like (Konom, Bryce, Bernie Sherwood, even Bearclaw), Star Trek returns in this new series with an entirely new crew!!!!

 
What’s up with that?

 

 I don’t want to meet an ensign who looks like a purple ram and has the hots for Sulu. I’m not interested in a security officer who is thinner than Olive Oyl and has Disco Balls for eyes. And the Nasgul? - What is this, Middle Earth?

 

 This issue’s only saving grace is that Peter David is writing this series again!

 

 I’m not very happy with this change!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Showcase Presents: House of Secrets, Vol. 1


NOT WORTH CONSUMING

First of all- I am going to collect the entire series run, if at all possible. Not all of these stories are bad. In fact, when it comes to the art, the twist endings, and a majority of plotlines, THOS is top-notch.

 However, Abel, the host of The House of Secrets is problematic. I think he is a great character (making him a scaredy cat is brilliant), and I like that his brother Abel (The House of Mystery) and the Witches (The Witching Hour) make cameos and interact with Abel. However, there isn’t consistent writing of his dialogue and whoever writes for him makes his narratives way to gothic and hard to understand. I want to read horror comics, not Emily Bronte.

 Also, I hate that the series shifts from little skits about Abel and goes straight to a 30 word intro in the top left hand corner and then the story. It’s really lacking compared to THOM.

 I hope this series picks up- and what’s more, I hope The Witching Hour gets reprinted in this format. I really like that series.

Friday, July 3, 2009

"Star Trek V: The Official Comic Book Adaptation"

Star Trek V: the comic book adaption lived up to its movie version counter-parts reputation. It’s starts off really funny, has some great action, 2 great Trek villains (Romulans and Klingons) and then once you find out that a rouge Vulcan set everything up to steal a spaceship and meet God, like the movie, it all just falls apart.

I’m very glad there no extra scenes in this. It’s not deserving of Director’s Cut status. And I am glad it’s over. Shatner is a great actor- but screenwriter/ director he is not. This is one time he should have foregone an attempt to stroke his ego.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Presidential Campaigns: From George Washington to George W. Bush


This book has more cheesy songs than the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy and any episode of Solid Gold combined! And focusing on stupid things like that and what Mort Sauer had to say about campaign finance reform is what made this book tedious at best.

That’s not entirely true. When the author stuck to the facts and not the factoids, the book was pretty good. And I had read one of the author’s later works (about the hobbies and down times of Presidents, which was actually pretty good). I think having waited to read this book during the election was a poor choice. I thought it would be novel. But, I have come to realized that in 50 plus elections, nothings really changed between Obama and McCain.

Shocked? Well, you shouldn’t. It’s not the first time a black male as run for the office. It’s actually the 5th! And McCain is not the first one to nominate a woman for VP. In fact, before Hillary, a woman ran for president with a black for VP in the 1880s! So much for “first time history in this year’s election!”

Now what really shocked me was that this is not the first time an administration has tried a bank bail-out plan. In fact, it’s happen at least twice. And guess what, neither worked and we ended up in a Depression. One around 1886 and then the big one in ’29. Frightening stuff.

And if it were up to me, I’d put a large sign on all our borders with the following sign:

“Abandon all hope, Ye all who enter”. Because, if it hasn’t been fixed in 230+ years, what makes you think either party is going do much to change that.

Monday, June 22, 2009

"The Murder of Roger Ackroyd"

WORTH CONSUMING!

This is my second foray into Agatha Christie. While I liked this book very much, I prefer the narrative flow of “Murder on the Orient Express” much better. By the discovery of the wedding ring, the book gets a little too wordy and I felt like I was reading Keats or worse, Shakespeare. I chalk this up to this being an early, early work of the author’s. (This had originally been a fear of mine as to why I hadn’t read Christie’s stuff yet- thankfully, it gets better within a couple of chapters)

But, I understand why this book had to be written from the first person and I appreciate this books twists and turns. And while this book has a wild ending as well as MOTOE, this ending was much more plausible.

I also would like to tout myself as having guessed who the murderer was by chapter 10. I was clueless about the subplots. But, I got the murderer of Roger Ackroyd just right!

Worth Consuming.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

"Star Trek Annual #3 (DC Comics 1986-1989, 1st Series)"






WORTH CONSUMING!

This is a rare gem. Normally, stories involving Scotty suck. Palin and simple. He’s just not a great lead character. However, this works. The story unfolds backwards, like the movie “Memento” and it makes for a very powerful story when you come to realize how deep Scotty’s relationship with his wife is- even though she is NEVER mentioned in either the series or movies.

I also appreciate the backstory between Scotty and the young crewman who dies in his arms during “Wrath of Khan”. To me, it’s always been one of those things you’d learn more about in the Director’s Cut. Turns out the crewman is Scotty’s nephew. When I saw that scene again on HBO Family recently, it made a lot more sense and was more powerful to watch.

Worth Consuming!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

"Star Trek Annual #2 (DC Comics 1986-1989, 1st Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

This time around we know learn of James T. Kirk’s final mission as Captain of the Enterprise (prior to the film series). It’s very well written, but it doesn’t capture my interest as much as “last year’s” annual about the crew’s 1st mission. I guess seeing the crew come together and foreshadow events to come is a lot more memorable than watching the crew split-up.

Still, it’s worth consuming!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

"Star Trek Annual #1 (DC Comics 1986-1989, 1st Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

This issue recalls the first mission of the Enterprise with James T. Kirk at the helm. It’s brilliant stuff. A must of any collector or fan of Trek. I got a little confused as to the aliens motive in this story- but it’s the understory of Kirk getting his crew assembled for the first time that makes this tale an essential read.

Worth consuming!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

"Murder on the Orient Express: A Hercule Poirot Mystery (Hercule Poirot Mysteries)"

WORTH CONSUMING!
This book is crazy! It’s my first foray into Agatha Christie- I’m hooked! But the way this book ends is wicked! Wild! And totally unbelievable! I love it!
Since it’s a mystery, I won’t get into spoilers. But if you dare to ride the Orient Express, be prepared for anything!!! Nothing in this book is quite as it seems.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"Star Trek #56 (DC Comics 1986-1989, 1st Series)"

NOT WORTH CONSUMING

The series comes to a close with a tale about the original crew! No Konom, Bryce, Bearclaw or Bernie! No closure! What a letdown!

The story itself wasn’t bad, but when you invest in 55 issues, you expect some closure.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

"Star Trek #55 (DC Comics 1986-1989, 1st Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

The trail of Ensign Bearclaw comes to a close thanks to my personal favorite albino Klingon, Bernie! I enjoyed this storyline very much. It was heartwarming. And Kirk and Finn are like a couple of kids trying to get the best of each other.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

"Sign of the Four by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Library of Congress Century Bestseller Series)"

WORTH CONSUMING!

It took me a few days to get back into this book. I ended up getting sick and I just didn’t feel like reading small print. It was very easy to get back in this book and not be too lost.

I really am starting to enjoy these tales of Holmes, Watson, and Co. I still think some of his assumptions that come true are a stretch, but it’s still worth reading!

 I highly recommend!

Monday, May 25, 2009

"The Walking Dead, Vol. 2: Miles Behind Us"

WORTH CONSUMING!

When I try to get to sleep and it just won’t come, I like to imagine that I’m snowbound and with the fan or sound machine on, I’m listening to a blizzard. I also like to imagine I’m on the ice planet, Hoth, from Empire Strikes Back.

This volume of Zombie destruction plays on those safe thoughts of being snowbound and turns it on its ear. It’s a little unsettling. Kinda brings the Donner Party to mind.

Despite any of those fears, this series is growing on me. Compared to other Pro-Indy titles like Y: The Last Man or Ex Machina, it’s still got some work to do. But, I must know what happens next.