Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

A Christmas Carol

It's an annual holiday tradition of my own accord to consume in some way a version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. It's one of my all-time favorite stories and I am a sucker for it in any form of media. I'll even fawn over a parody or a reboot of it. I just love the story and it's not the holidays without it's heartwarming message.

This year, I selected this 2009 adaption from Campfire. An Indian publisher, this version is in English and is a very faithful retelling of the Victorian era classic. The art is very good. But it's not clean. For one thing, Victorian era London wasn't a very tidy place. But the images by Naresh Kumar have a sort of woodcutting effect to them that makes the artwork seem a little faded and muddled from multiple printings over time.

Every year, I notice something that I never really noticed before. Here, Scrooge's time visiting his nephew, Fred, is covered more in-depth, with the reformed miser actually partaking in holiday parlor games with the entire household. Meanwhile, Scrooge's visit to the Cratchit household doesn't even occur. Instead, Scrooge provides the family with a Christmas feast as an unknown benefactor, thanks for multiple deliveries, while not even revealing to Bob Cratchit his emotional change of heart upon the employee's return to work on December 26th. At least it's revealed that Tiny Tim DOES NOT DIE and that Ebenezer becomes like a second father to the lad.

I still can't figure out Jacob Marley's timetable. He always makes it seem like Scrooge gets visited by ghost #1 on Christmas morning, ghost #2 on Boxing Day and the third ghost on December 27th. It's got to be some kind of old English way of telling time because it has never made sense to me. 

A very good retelling. More classic than contemporary. That's not a bad thing! I've read quite a few versions of the book that really try to push the envelope and it was refreshing to get a very straight forward adaptation for a change.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.










Sunday, October 19, 2025

Popeye Halloween Mini-Comic: Popeye Vs. the Ghosk

This 2009 mini-comic might say Popeye on the cover. But the story that occurs in this book was originally published as part of E C. Segar's Thimble Theater before the spinach loving sailor eventually became the title character of the long-running comic strip.

This Halloween Comic Fest freebie not only provided a classic haunt for comic book collectors but it also advertised a 4-volume collected set of the earliest adventures of Olive Oyl, her brother Castor and hamburger loving pal Wimpy to appear in newsprint. It might surprise you but Popeye didn't appear in the strip in 1929, a nearly full decade after Thimble Theater debuted! Until then, pencil thin Olive Oyl was the main character. 

With that information established and Popeye taking the lead role, this story was first published in the 1930s. As this adventure occurs during Popeye's expedition to find his long lost father, a further Google search reveals that this episode first saw print around the late summer/early autumn of 1936. 

The search for Popeye's pop is just the framing device. Set on the fearless sailor's ship, the Elsie, Popeye reveals to a crew member that legend has it that his boat is haunted. At first, everyone, including Popeye, laugh this rumor off. However, as more and more sailors report at having seen a ghost aboard, including the helmsman who is constantly ordered by the spook to drift off course, Popeye and Olive Oyl seeks to get to the bottom of things. 

Naturally, this results in Popeye getting into fisticuffs with the 'ghosk'. But what I didn't expect was for the story to involve a floating head that hops around the boat and even talks! At first I thought that character might be Popeye's father. But the sailor man doesn't recognize the head. While there's no a cliffhanger at mini comic's end, the book closes without revealing who this dude was. And now I'm obsessed with finding out his identity!

I guess this Halloween time promo comic did it's job. It just took 16 years to attract me. I entered into my reading not really caring about reading more Popeye related work. But now I'm interested in reading more. Though conventional wisdom would argue that I start with volume 1, I don't think I can wait to get to volume 3 or 4 before finding out what happens next. I've read other series out of order. What's one more on my reading resume...

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, July 6, 2025

A.D. New Orleans After the Deluge (2025 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

In late August, 2005, the city of New Orleans was projected to be in the bullseye of a potentially devastating hurricane. Named Katrina, the storm was to hit the Big Easy as a category 4 or 5 hurricane. Residents were ordered to evacuate. But the for many, the order came too late. Some felt it was wiser to stay seeing as the area had always managed to avoid a direct hit. But for a tragically large number of citizens, it just wasn't economically viable nor possible to flee.

When Katrina made landfall on August 29th, a pressure system pushed the storm further East. Yes, there was structural damage to buildings and homes, there was no power or running water and some flooding. But once again, it appeared that New Orleans had dodged yet another tropical bullet. And then, the levees fell.

A little geography lesson about New Orleans. The city is actually set mostly below sea level. The mighty Mississippi and massive man-made Lake Pontchartrain actually sit at higher levels than most of the city. Thus if ever there's a massive rainfall, even if the storms happen to be miles and miles away, New Orleans will fill up like a gigantic bowl. 

To combat this, the people of the Crescent City erected a series of levees, water walls and pumping stations. However with no power, the pumps couldn't operate, meaning whatever minor flooding had been brought by the storm couldn't be removed. The swollen banks of the Mississippi gave the levees as good as it could take. Unfortunately, many of the protections were way past date for improvements. Within hours of Katrina's passing, the walls fell and NOLA was powerless to divert the flooding waters.

Enduring intense heat with no clean drinking water, dwindling food supplies and disease carrying rats and mosquitoes, a crisis was unfolding. The refugees of New Orleans suddenly found themselves trapped as promised evacuation buses never arrived. Nearby townships held residents seeking to escape on foot back with armed weapons and blockades. There was reports of violence and looting; much of which was unjustified. However as it became increasingly clear that assistance from the federal government was long in coming, some of the citizens who stayed took it upon themselves to dole out life sustaining food, water and clothing by any means possible. 

Cartoon journalist Josh Neufeld was moved to help with the recovery efforts to rescue and aid those stranded residents who were struggling to survive. Once the region was finally reopened for relief efforts, Neufeld was among the first wave to arrive as a volunteer with the Red Cross. For several weeks, he helped to deliver hot meals to the survivors of the aftermath of Katrina. But not in New Orleans. Neufeld was stationed in nearby Biloxi, Mississippi which has seen more of the burnt of Katrina's damaging winds Upon returning home, Neufeld was inspired to chronicle his time in the Gulf of Mexico on his blog. Eventually, Neufeld collected his posts into 2006's Katrina Came Calling, with profits going to continuing relief work in the region. 

The following year, Neufeld was contacted by SMITH Magazine, an online publication devoted to all types of media. His assignment was to tell the story of Katrina in the form of a web comic. Agreeing to the project, Neufeld began researching stories of survival from the aftermath of Katrina. Eventually, he narrowed his focus to 7 people in hopes of providing the most complete picture of the devastation of the Gulf Coast, with a focus on New Orleans in particular.

Denise lives in a tiny apartment with her mother and niece. They're taken to the Superdome in downtown New Orleans in order to get on an evacuation bus to anywhere. Only the arena turns into a fetid cesspool as more refugees are deposited at the Superdome; but departing buses never arrive.

Leo and Michelle are able to escape to Houston in time. Unfortunately, the couple are unable to return to New Orleans for several weeks. When they do return, they learn that they've lost everything; including Leo's 15,000 strong collection of comic books.

Abbas owns a convenience store and deli. Along with his pal Darnell, they stay at the shop to prevent looters. When the flood waters swell to nearly 14 feet high, they become 2 of hundreds of residents who were forced to survive atop their building's roofs for many sweltering days until help arrives 

Kwame is a high school senior who also manages to flee before Katrina hits. However, he'll spend nearly 3 years in exile while his parents struggle to rebuild their home and family Church.

Lastly is Dr. Brobson. He rides out the storm by throwing a hurricane party. He'll eventually become the sole source of medical care for his neighbors who turn the few surviving watering holes into makeshift community centers until help from the outside can eventually arrive.

After appearing on SMITH Magazine, A.D. New Orleans After the Deluge was archived in a separate web page. Interviews with survivors, news clippings, and more is stored. There are tracking maps of Katrina. Podcasts featuring the subjects of Neufield's web comic are linked. Surfers can also find some of Dr. Brobson's favorite cocktails, which were served at his hurricane party.

As much as Josh Neufeld was proud of his completed project, he felt that the single panel format of a web comic was clunky. So he went about filling out some of the storylines in order to better prepare these stories for a print release. Neufeld also included a 'where are they now?' section to inform readers of how the lives of his 7 subjects have changed in the 3 years since Katrina. In August, 2009 Pantheon Graphic Novels released a 208 page hardcover. A year later, a paperback edition hit store shelves. A.D. New Orleans After the Deluge has since been released in Dutch and French translations.

Completing this review completes Task #39 (Involving a Natural Disaster) of the 2025 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Simon's Cat


I've been familiar with the animated short series Simon's Cat for several years. Not from it's home on YouTube however. There's an annual film festival devoted to cats that shows at the Carolina Theater in Durham. It's a yearly fundraiser for feline rescue and the folks behind Simon's Cat donate a short or two for the event. The cartoons are hilarious and very well animated. I had no idea that there was a comic strip series about Simon and his perfect pal- until now!

I completely understand that this book was published in 2009; AFTER the animated series debuted. But I'm still excited to find Simon's Cat in another medium in which I can enjoy the exploits of the white fluff ball known simply as 'Cat'. 

Simon Tofield has 4 cats of his own. The quartet are his inspiration for the main character; especially Simon's buddy Hugh. After reading this book, I'm wondering if Tofield might have secretly put some cameras in my house because I can totally see my cats, especially teeny tiny Harley, doing some of the things Simon's cat does. 

There's one multi-panel strip where Simon puts a brand new collar on his cat. The kitty acts very appreciative. But it's soon revealed that Cat will be adding his new neck-ware to a cache of discarded collars. After reading that short, I am convinced that's what Harley has done with the half dozen or so collars we keep buying her, only to soon go missing. 

I'm not really sure if I could say that I've read this book. There's no words. Not even a meow, bark or birdy tweet. It's like if you listened to an audio book. Without reading any words, have you really read the book? So with the first collection of Simon's Cat strips, I guess I looked at it instead of having read the book.

If you're like me, you might not like seeing animals hurt. I can't recall how many times I get attached to an animal in comics and graphic novels that I find myself making sure that the pet makes it to the end safely. I just can't stand to see animals harmed senselessly or violently. However, you may find yourself a little shocked with some of Cat's antics.

As funny as his attempts to hunt fish, mice and birds are, he is a natural born hunter, carrying out his natural instincts to hunt for food. And Simon really does like to consume. In fact, I would argue that Cat's appetite rivals that of the ultimate fat cat, Garfield. However, a few of the kitty's actions borderline on cruel; like the single page illustration of Cat burning ants with a magnifying glass.

Killing for food is a-okay with me. Killing for the fun of it is just beyond the pale. Being that Simon Tofield is from the United Kingdom, maybe ant holocausts are considered funny. But here in the States, such actions are considered a gateway drug to becoming a psychopath or serial killer.

Maybe some of these jokes don't translate well with American readers. There was a couple of gags that I just didn't understand no matter how hard I tried to figure them out. But I enjoyed this book enough to give another volume a read in the near future.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf by Mike Vago


I immediately fell in love with this 2009 book! It's an interactive board book where you can play your way through 9 holes of miniature golf! You're given a tiny putter and 2 minute ball bearings that counts as your golf balls.

Author and book designer Mike Vago crafts a back 9 that he claims are based on famous mini golf courses from around the globe. I'm not sure if he's joking or if he's deadly serious about their being world renown miniature golf courses. But I do know that there is a Blackbeard themed putt putt at Myrtle Beach! Vago refers to it and there is a 'pirate cove' hole in the book. While I've never been to that course, I've driven by it several times. I'm pretty sure that hole #7 is based on a reality... I think.

There's a pretty novel concept running throughout this book. Each time you sink a putt, the ball emerges on the next page. The innovation prevents having to dig the tiny ball bearings out of the hole. It also helps to lessen the chances of losing the ball. The problem with this however is that sometimes the ball is placed really close to the spine of the book. It makes putting really difficult. I recommend playing through the book on a large flat surface like a table and be willing to adjust the position of the ball in order to have a clearer opening swing.

Even though I have smaller fingers, it was still an issue trying to properly grip the putter with only 2 digits. A small tutorial, just a couple of drawings in a diagram, would have been greatly appreciated for optimal play. I still loved getting this book and delighted even more that I got it off a free shelf. My used book came with only 1 ball bearing. With the very loose storage compartment in the book, I was lucky both weren't missing. Thankfully, you can buy more of these at a hardware store. BB pellets should work just as well. Just be careful to not lose the putter. I don't know where you can purchase replacements for those.

Worth Consuming!

Rating:8 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

The Marge Book (The Simpsons Library of Wisdom)


Dive into the mind of the Simpsons family matriarch with The Marge Book

Now what I'm about to say is probably controversial, but I think out of the 5 members of the Simpsons family, Marge has got to be the least popular. There's no way she ranks higher than Homer or Bart. Lisa has got to be a solid third. And I just don't see Marge having more fans than baby Maggie. Yet, despite being a fuddy duddy and probably being more suited to being alive during the nuclear family 1950s, Marge is the heart and hope of America's favorite family.

This book is similar to the others in the Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. You get a couple of X-rays of what's on Marge's mind (along with just about everything she hides in that beehive hairstyle of hers), lists of her favorite and least favorite things, as well as some family history, only this time of the Bouvier's of Springfield USA. 

New to this book is a look at Marge's amateur art career, a serialized account of her desperate attempt to become a part of the neighborhood book club and tons of household tips about how to keep a clean house, especially one comprised of Homer and Bart. The parody segments are the best; like a list of Marge's Netflix account wish list and dangerous toys sold around the town. 

I think after reading this book there's only 2 or 3 that I haven't read yet. Those subjects include Ralph Wiggum, Flanders and Krusty the Clown. I know I've read Homer and Lisa's books. I just can't find evidence of this. That's probably because I read them in the years before I started my reading journal and that was over 15 years ago. OR- I'm confusing myself with the Simpsonology books which are similar in style and shape. Not sure about Comic Book Guy. I feel like I have read that one before. And don't get me started on the list of about 2 dozen 'fine works in progress.' This book is from 2009 and I really don't think HarperCollins ever got around to publishing the promised works about APU, Otto and Grandpa Simpson. Though if I am wrong about that, then I've got quite a few surprises to hunt for at my favorite used book shops.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

The Torch

Alex Ross reintroduces the original Human Torch and his sidekick Toro to the modern Marvel Universe in this 8-part miniseries. It's a complex story involving the Mad Thinker, A.I.M (Advanced Idea Mechanics) and the son of an escaped Nazi who created a panacea hidden in the jungles of South America. With the exception of some gaps as to how both the Human Torch and Toro both died at the hands of the Thinker, the source material is something I'm fairly familiar with. Although, I didn't know either one of these characters had died. But I pretty much can get behind all of this. What I don't understand is why is Dynamite Entertainment publishing this trade paperback and not Marvel?

I've attempted to Google for an answer. I don't really get a clear answer. I feel like a conspiracy theorist with a whole bunch of photos on a wall connected by strands of red string. From what I can determine, in 2008, Alex Ross worked with Dynamite to reintroduce a bunch of forgotten superheroes from the 1940s. That same year, Ross produced an Avengers/Invaders crossover FOR Dynamite! This miniseries brought Toro back from the dead. So in 2009, Ross produces this series which also brings the original Torch back as well.

Again, why Dynamite? I pretty much understand Alex Ross' timeline. But why Dynamite? Was Marvel in such dire straits that less popular miniseries such as these, which focus on Golden Age pre-Marvel heroes, were outsourced to other companies? I'd really like more info on this.

The Torch was a good read. It's not my all-time favorite read. But I didn't hate this. If anything, I learned more about the origins of the original Torch along with Toro. I always knew that the first Human Torch actually wasn't human. He was an android. What I didn't know until this book was that Toro WAS HUMAN! I had always assumed he was an android too. I thought the Torch was lonely and wanted a little brother (so something) and thus he created Toro. It turns out Toro was a mutant whose cells were affected by an early encounter with the Torch, giving the lad the ability to catch aflame. 

There's lots of cameos from some of your favorite Marvel characters. The Fantastic Four with their Human Torch. Prince Namor. And the original Vision. Not the Avengers member but a 1940s era Timely Comics hero who was an alien from an alternate dimension. It's a very Marvel heavy book. I still don't know why it's published by Dynamite...

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Vol. 2: The Fearsome Fangs Strikes Again!

Collecting issues 7-12 of the DC Comics series based on the Cartoon Network animated series of the same name. The very same team-up series I wished never ended. It did take me a couple of episodes to really appreciate the show. I was hesitant to accept the comical Diedrich Bader to do justice as the voice of Batman. But as I came to realize that the writers, artists and actors involved in Batman: The Brave and the Bold were fans of classic DC and really wanted to do a series that paid tribute to all eras of DC Comics, I was hooked!

In the 6 issues reprinted here, we get several guest stars that had at one point or another appeared on the cartoon. The original line-up of the Doom Partol, along with Beast Boy, Garfield Logan, a clean shaven Green Arrow, Black Canary, The Atom (though not sure if it's Ray Palmer or Ryan Choi version), and Adam Strange return for a lot of fun. The character of Catman makes his first appearance in this series. Although, I think Catman does pop up a couple of times on the show. And the there's the team that really has got me scratching my head...

3 of the members of the Great Ten, a Chinese superhero team that first appeared in the pages of Grant Morrison's 52 appear in issue #8. The August General in Armor (name really says it all), the highly accurate Celestial Archer, and the musically inclined Accomplished Perfect Physician meet up with Batman who is in Tibet investigating the sighting of a Yeti. The Asian heroes claim that the Yeti is really a Great Ten reservist who allowed his beastly side to accidentally overtake his civilized side during one of his heroic transformations. 

Most of you are going, 'why is all that a head scratcher?' Well, the choice of the Great Ten is an odd one. They're not really characters that kids would know. To be honest, they're not really characters a ton of adult readers of DC Comics would know. After a brief appearance in 2019's Doomsday Clock, the Great Ten have been pretty much MIA from the DCU. And then there's where this story takes place.

Batman meets up with the heroes from the Great Ten in Tibet. Now Tibet is known for being the home of the fabled Abominable Snowman, AKA the Yeti. But in the story, the Chinese heroes call Tibet, well, uh, they call it Tibet. But these heroes are also government employees. Shouldn't they be referring to Tibet as China as that nation lays claim to Tibet as a part of their territory? Or at least call it the Autonomous Zone or Region? 

That story was printed in 2009. I'm surprised that DC was willing to publish an issue with subject matter that controversial. In the past decade, movie studios have gotten in trouble with China and other countries for not calling certain regions or territories by the proper internationally recognized titles. Heck, just this year, Vietnam refused to show the mega-hit Barbie movie in their theaters because of a single scene that uses an outdated map for a sight gag. Maybe we just weren't so sensitive in 2009 as we are today. If that's the case, man do I miss those days...

A great read. There's over a dozen issues out there for me to get my hands on. So The Brave and the Bold fun doesn't have to end yet. 

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Plan 9 From Outer Space Strikes Again!

I really thought I had reviewed the book before. Yet, I've been re-cataloging my collection lately and I just don't have any evidence of any such entry in this blog. I guess I must have dreamed it or wrote it out in my head; both of which are things I've done before without realizing it.

Plan 9 From Outer Space Strikes Again is Blue Water Comics' sequel to the 1959 B-movie classic by schlock master Ed Wood. Until Tommy Riseau's The Room, Plan 9 From Outer Space was considered the worst film ever made. I, however, love it! 

Ed Wood, despite his flaws, was a passionate film maker. Yes, some of his short cuts were due to his inability to see flaws. But a lot of the stuff Wood is maligned for is really due to the inability to obtain adequate funding for the grandiose plans he had built up in his head for his projects. The 50s weren't exactly a period in Hollywood history when producers opened the floodgates of cash towards horror and sci-fi pictures. But man, did Ed Wood try his best. It just wasn't good enough for the general public.

This 2009 sequel was created in tribute to the original films' 50th anniversary and it was a mixed bag for me. I thought that the plot was worse than the original Plan 9. However, I loved how the art and production staff added continuity errors, smudges and off center pages to this book to make it appear technically flawed like so many of Ed Wood's classics. Artist Giovanni Timpano even leaves the strings of the attacking flying saucers visible! It was also very cool seeing some of the original actors of the 1959 film making cameos in this book. Tor Johnson, Vampira and Criswell all return to help the aliens try once more to conquer the earth. Other actors from the first movie might be in this book; but their likenesses might be too generic for me to recognize.

The one thing about this one-shot that really bugged me was the ending. It felt unfinished. Even though Criswell closes the story much like he did the live-action film, I closed this book feeling like something was missing. Well, it turns out in an odd sort of way that I am right.

Just today, Dren Productions released the first of a 3-part miniseries titled Plan 59 From Outer Space which continues the story after another 50 disastrous attempts by those very same aliens to conquer our planet. Will that series even mention this comic? I doubt it. But I'll find out soon enough. It looks like another zany tribute to what every fan of 1950s B-movies confers to be Ed Wood's opus!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, December 3, 2022

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #12 (A Madman Re-Read?)

I know. I've already read a Batman book for Christmas this year. Well, I did it again. It's true; I've got a bunch of holiday themed Batman stories. But I don't have enough to read for an entire holiday season. Maybe 8 nights of Hanukkah. But definitely not enough for Christmas.

I also know in my heart that I've read this issue before. Yet I cannot find evidence of that in either this archive nor in my collection database. And a quick perusal through this book didn't really trigger any memories. Being such a fan of this great series (both as a cartoon and comic), I heartily gave this issue a possible re-read.

It's Christmas Eve and Batman is on the trail of the C-list villain known as Calendar Man. Just as the Dark Knight is about to apprehend his foe, a Zeta Beam whisks the hero to the distant world of Rann. Only this isn't the Rann that Batman is used to. Instead of a near tropical paradise, Rann has been transformed into a frigid wasteland!

Meeting up with Rann's greatest defender, the human Adam Strange, Batman learns that a rogue scientist from Qward has unleashed an anti-matter weapon that has destroyed neighboring planets like Thanagar and yes, even planet Earth! With one chance to stop the Qwardian fiend and reverse the damage, Batman and Strange team up or else this will be the last Christmas for everyone!

This was a very good issue. It almost followed the formula of the TV series. Only real difference is that nobody is around to help Batman during the opening caper against Calendar Man. Typically, this version of Brave and the Bold would have Batman doing a small opening team-up with someone and then a main story collaboration with a different hero. Writer Landry Q. Walker (Star Wars Adventures) doesn't stick to that blueprint and as a result it led to a very telegraphed ending. But it's the penultimate ending that I had trouble with. 

This issue was originally published in 2009. That was 13 years ago and hopefully enough time has passed to keep what I am about to gripe about from being a spoiler. As Adam Strange and Batman are saving the universe from the evil scientist, the pair go through some changes. Batman devolves into this craggy looking elf thing while Adam gets old and grows a white beard. Unwilling to let this stop them, the heroes reboot the universe, in turn creating the legend of Santa Claus and his Elves into the very fabric of all creation. 

Once the day is saved, Batman states that he can't believe that he created Christmas. Uh, no. Sorry, Detective. Your name isn't Jesus Christ. Remember him? He put the word 'Christ' in Christmas... Through their actions, Batman and Adam Strange might have created the legend of Santa. I'll even grant them as the originators of Saturnalia. But neither one of them created Christmas. 

Like I said, this was a good issue. It was festive. But it was not an accurate representation of what Christmas is all about. It appears Batman needs a team-up with Linus and Charlie Brown to unravel that mystery.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, February 2, 2020

Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett

Yes! I know! I read a book without any pictures! The recent news about the BBC's forthcoming The Watch based on Terry Pratchett's Discworld series inspired me to dig into my to-read pile and pull out this novel! 

Unseen Academicals stars the wizards of Unseen University. Upon a review of university endowments, it is discovered that if the school does not produce a sports team soon, they will lose a hefty portion of their food budget. At the same time, in the city of Ankh-Morpork, Lord Vetinari is working behind the scenes to transform the illegal game of foot-the-ball into something a little more respectable. Thus, the mages of Unseen University now have permission to field a team. Only they must reorganize the rules into something a little less deadly... and they can't use their magic to win the game either!

Unseen Academicals introduces several new characters to Discworld. There's Trev Likely, whose father was a foot-the-ball legend, once scoring 2 goals in 1 game! We're introduced to the stern but rather lovely Glenda, the head mistress of the night shift kitchen. Lastly, we've got Mr. Nutt. He was my favorite of the new introductions. Nutt is a goblin who is relegated to the candle-making detail for the entire university. But there's more than meets the eye to this mythical creature who is literally a Renaissance man. 

I Googled Mr. Nutt and it appears that this book the character's only appearance. Unseen Academicals was published in 2009. Terry Pratchett sadly left us in 2015 and it seems that he never got around to giving us more of Nutt. The way this book ended, I could have seen 1 or 2 more novels continuing the evolution of the character in other realms of the Discworld. 

I devoured this book like a shark through chum. I was hungry for more Discworld and when I got my teeth on some, I couldn't put it down. Yes- I went almost a week reading nothing but Discworld. No comics or graphic novels. And I don't think my appetite has been sated yet!

A very fun book that skewers organized team sports, gender dynamics, class and status, psychology, romance and much much more!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, January 31, 2016

CHEW, Volume 1: Taster's Choice


Chew Volume 1: Tasters Choice
    In the not-too-distant future, an outbreak of the bird flu has caused the selling, ownership, and eating of poultry to be a federal crime. Leading this fight is agent John Chu, the newest member of the Food And Drug Administration's Special Crimes Unit. John's got a special power- he's cibopathic, which means when he takes a bite out of an apple, he can see it being grown, picked, and shipped to the store. It also makes eating meat kinda gross. So when an FDA inspector goes missing, John's diet is going to consist of eating some of the clues, such as the missing agent's dead dog. Mmmmm... that's good detectin'!

    Where was I when this series first came out? This 2009 series by John Layman (Detective Comics) and Rob Guillory has everything I look for in a series. It's got humor, a compelling mystery, great action, and it's got heart... and lungs...and spleen.

   As a chef, I appreciate the food aspect of this story and the main character of Chu is awesome. He's awkward in the love department but when the chips are down, he's a total badass! If this was ever made into a series or movie, I could see Ken Leung (LOST, The Night Shift) tackling the role.

   But I wasn't 100% sold on this series. For some reason around issue 3, the series starts to focus on an alien planet and it just didn't seem to fit. The whole conspiracy behind the bird flu is a good enough to keep me coming back. CHEW did not need to become a sci-fi all of a sudden and the quick change isn't adequately addressed in volume 1. Thankfully, everything else I saw in this opening round was enough to keep me coming back (for the next volume at least.)

   In volume 2, if Layman didn't properly tackle the mystery planet plot almost immediately and with a smart explanation for its inclusion, I might be going on a fast from CHEW after the next course. But for now, this crazy cool series is on my comic book shopping list!

   Worth Consuming

   Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Spider-Woman: Agent of SWORD (Hardcover Edition; includes motion comic DVD)



  In the aftermath of the Secret Invasion of the Skrulls, Jessica Drew, AKA Spider-Woman, is having trouble finding her place in the world. The Skrull Queen kidnapped the heroine, impersonating her, and nearly enslaving the human race. Restored to humanity and looking very much like the face of the Skrull invaders, Drew has lost friendships, relationships, and her self-esteem. 

   So when a woman with green hair comes around offering Spider-Woman a chance to get revenge on the Skrull race who did her wrong (and make a little money to boot) it's not very hard for her to ask 'Where do I sign?'  Spider-Woman might want to eat those words when her first assignment sends her to the seediest place on earth- Madripoor. 

    This mini-series from 2009 was originally released as a groundbreaking motion comic through iTunes. It was supposed to the be the first in a long line of comics that Marvel would publish in the new digital format for years to come.  But due to a score of delays, numerous burnt-out artists, and a general lack of interest, the Marvel motion comic project fizzled after just a couple of releases. 

   Thankfully, that was not the end of Jessica's story as Agent of SWORD was later released in single issue form a few months later. This volume collects all 6 issues and includes a copy of the comic in the digital form as intended by writer Brian Michael Bendis and artist Alex Maleev. 

   While Bendis doesn't disappoint with his deft storytelling, it's the art that is what makes this book worth owning. Maleev uses real models and then through the magic of digital paint, he renders the subject into an array of heroes, villains, and everything in-between. His painted covers are a sultry delight as well.

   The coloring of this story was quite dim and it doesn't translate very well online. Maybe the choice of colors was some sort of cameraman's trick to make the special effects pop,  but I just didn't like the motion comic version of this story. I also didn't like the voice actors used. Now, I think the big problem with that was not so much that they weren't talented but since I read the print version before watching the DVD, I had built up the voices in my head, so that what I heard just didn't fit my preconceived notions. 

   I bought this book on discount and I was very excited to own it. Now that I'm done, I feel like I got a really good read out of it and a disappointing cartoon version to boot. To be honest, I'm not going to keep this one. It's going to end up in my pile of books to sell. If you live in the central North Carolina area, keep an eye out as my copy might be popping up on a used bookstore shelf near you.

   Rating: 6 out of 10 stars.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Grimm Fairy Tales Holiday Special #1 (2009)


 Well, here it is, the last review for Christmas 2014. 2009's Grimm Fairy Tales Holiday Special is based on the Grim Fairy Tales series by Zenescope. GFT isn't really a series I pay much attention to in large part to it's covers which depict scantily clad vixens acting out famous fairy tales along with some variant covers that lead very little to the imagination. But over the summer, I had inherited my late best friends comic book collection. He was a big fan of this series and pretty much had a complete run of the first 50 or so issues including annuals, specials, and various mini-series tie-ins.

   I donated most of his run with the exception of a few holiday specials. I'd already read and reviewed the 2009 Halloween special and it ended with a cliffhanger leading into this book. In the Halloween issue, we saw a bunch of sinister looking nutcrackers ready to do some damage. Since I had this follow-up issue, I decided to keep it and give it a read, even though I'm not a fan of this series.

   My moratorium on GFT was a wise decision. This special was actually quite good and quite tame compared to my previous experiences with the Zenescope property. Here, the lead character who is the living embodiment of Snow White is given a nutcracker during her employment's holiday party. When someone spikes her drink, she's whisked away to a mythical land of fairies, sprites, and some deadly rats. Here, she battles the Rat King  with the aid of the heroic Nutcracker of the classic holiday ballet.

   During the action scenes, I could hear Tchaikovsky's vivid score in my head. It was almost like the writer and artist collaborated for each scene to be read in accordance with the musical's soundtrack. (Think Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' playing while watching 'The Wizard of Oz.') 
  
  This story was really good and perfectly crafted. It was so well done, I was very tempted to forgive my previous qualms with this series and give it another go. That was until I reread it again and I noticed several gratuitous crotch shots of our lovely heroine. So much for that.

   Worth Consuming

   Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

    

Friday, December 28, 2012

Wolverine: Flies To A Spider # 1


Despite the holiday decorations behind Logan, this really isn’t a Christmas or holiday-themed book. Though it takes place on New Year’s Eve, the main storyline is that a biker gang has infiltrated a small town and it’s resident’s are at their mercy. Wolverine’s decided it’s a great place to grab a beer- but I’m sure he’ll be butting heads with those thugs very soon.

Not a kids book! It has a parental warning and parents should take heed. In most X-Men books, Wolverine’s claws are mostly for show or cutting up robots, trees, and the occasional loaf off-reach bread. But, here, Wolverine does some serious killing with
those Ginsu knives of his. It’s pretty bloody and gorey, too. It’s like if Robert Rodriguez
decided to craft a Wolverine comic.

Goes to show that not all comics are for kids. I enjoyed the book’s grittiness and I thought the plot was pretty good and a very ironic ending. However, seeing Wolvie in complete maniac mode is still a bit of a shock for a comics purist like myself. Take note, this isn’t
your Dad’s Marvel Comics here.

Buyer, Beware.

Worth Consuming.

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.