Dear Mr. Toth,
I just finished your book and I must say it is
the BEST!!!! Did you really write all those people? I heard you wrote more
letters and books to other world leaders, but I have not been able to find
them. Are they good books?
I didn’t really buy your book, NO I DID NOT
steal it. I found it at a Used Book Store and I was so outraged, I demanded
that the owner carry this book new only, in order to help fund a patriot like
you. Postage sure has gotten expensive. He just shrugged his shoulders and told
me to pay him $2.00 Just 2 measly, but by the grace of God, wonderful dollars
for this tome? It should be in the Smithsonian. As a loyal American, I refused
to play less than $5.00 and that was fine with him.
I also hear you have lots of friends;
like George Tuttle- did you know that was the name of Hawkeye’s imaginary
friend on MASH? Weird, huh? I also hear your friends with Don Novello. He’s
also father Guido. My parents wouldn’t let me watch him because he was
blasphemous. But, I don’t understand why they got so upset, because my parents
didn’t like Catholics either.
I just hope that man does not
corrupt your morals.
Take Care, and keep writing your
letters.
Sincerely,
Bob A. Shep
PS, Can I have your autograph and a
picture- and if not, do you have any extra Nixon autographs? He was the Best- beside
Reagan!
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