Friday, May 31, 2024

The Videos of Dhar Mann


I wanna talk about my new guilty pleasure- those cloying inspirational videos from Dhar Mann and the like. These things are like the social media digital versions of an EC Comic. They're full of melodrama. The antagonists in their actions are beyond reproach. And there's always a twist ending that is completely unexpected. I think it's the twist ending that keeps me watching. I'm always trying to figure those plot twists out like it's an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. Though, the horrible acting and bad dialogue might have something to do with it as well. 

I was first introduced to Dhar Mann by my Culinary I students. We were discussing good customer service and what not to do with a rude customer when several of them asked me if I had ever heard of Dhar Mann. Knowing my love of comics, I thought they were trying to waste class time by talking about an unrelated subject. But it turns out that Dhar Mann's videos actually can help teens make connections with the culinary industry.

I'm all for alternatives to traditional educational procedures in order to make a connection with my students. Thanks to them, I learned that Dhar Mann Studios's YouTube channel of shorts covers all kinds of life lessons. From rude customers to hosts being racists or ageist at the customers, I can actually show these videos in class and get some sort of reaction. As much as my students laugh at the over-the-top acting and dialogue that sounds like it's written by an undercover cops trying to buy weed from a bunch of high schoolers, my students will actually provide some well thought out feedback.

The studio that bears the name of the entrepreneur Dhar Mann isn't the only manufacturer of such videos. There's Paradigm Studios, REIDframed and something called Storytrender. There's a varying degree of quality to them. I actually think Paradigm is better. They just don't have the catalog of Dhar Mann. 

Like Dhar Mann, the videos from all these franchises all have sensational headlines like 'Karen is Rude to the Wrong Customer' and I guess you can call them all a sort of video click bait. They all seem to capture the attention of today's teens. And I have to admit that I'm guilty of giving my fair share of clicks to these vids. Especially now that I discovered that they're now available on Facebook Reels. Yet, I also can't deny the almost hypnotic effect that they have on high school students. Next year, I intend to start adding some of these to my lesson plans. 

I can use all the help I can get to capture just a few minutes of today's teens. Especially when in the classroom setting. My teaching just can't capture a Gen Zers attention like their phones can. So, it can't hurt to try... No matter how corny these mini morality plays are.

Mera: Tidebreaker (Family Comic Friday)

Borrowing pretty heavily from the 2018 Aquaman movie starring Jason Momoa, Mera: Tidebreaker is a young adult graphic novel from DC's woefully short- lived DC Ink imprint. If you're expecting the traditional princess Mera from a water filled extra-dimensional world, you better stick to Silver Age floppies. Here, Mera is still royalty. Only now her kingdom of Xebel is subject to the rule of Atlantis. Betrothed to a prince she does not love, Mera seeks her own path, which she hopes is like that of her dearly departed mother: as a fierce warrior and benevolent ruler of her people.

In order to win her father's favor, Mera heads to the surface world in order to locate and kill the fabled exiled prince of Atlantis. Mera immediately finds him. Only Arthur Curry is nothing like she expected. He's kind, generous and just so gosh darn handsome. As Mera waits for the perfect time to commit regicide, she finds herself falling for the Atlantean as Arthur has no idea about his underwater heritage. Now with agents of her father coming to the surface in search of Mera, the princess of Xebel must decide to follow her destiny or her heart.

Tidebreaker was a good story that could have been great. Writer Danielle Paige, crafts a classic love story between the children of two rival kingdoms and she executed it with a totally modern interpretation of the Aquaman mythos. I didn't feel like Paige didn't do her homework in writing this teen graphic novel. She deftly digs into the rich history of these DC icons. It's only that the formula seemed off-kilter. 

There's very little humor. Okay, don't think there was any humor. Lots of melodrama. A fair smattering of drama. Lots of romance. Some action and adventure. Yet, any character that you'd feel might be a potential source of comic relief just isn't funny. Plus, things are pretty tame in a book recommended on Amazon for readers in grades 7-9. Yet then 3/4th of the way through this book, Paige throws in a fairly big swear. Not an F-bomb. But also kinda unnecessary based on how smoothly things had been since that and thus after. It's those little quirks that throw a perfectly good read off balance. 

At least I cannot complain about the art. In fact, Stephen Byrne actually manages to fix a pet peeve I have about photo-shopped artwork. In a few scenes, instead of drawing different characters that look uniform, the artist copies and pastes the same image to make it look like a swarming army of underwater warriors. But instead of leaving them to all look the same like some artists have done to an annoying degree, Byrne actually tweaks each character to be just a tiny bit different from the rest. I appreciate such touches in modern day comics that tend to see artists taking sloppy shortcuts.

I also loved the minimal palette of colorist David Calderon. The fiery orange hair of Mera stands out in a book full of muted grays and an assortment of hues based on sea foam green. For someone like myself who has partial color blindness, the look works to great effect and was greatly appreciated.

This book debuted way back in 2019 when DC execs thought that Mera was going to become a film franchise darling. And she almost did for a while. That's until Amber Heard was essentially cancelled due to her explosive history with then husband Johnny Depp came to light in a scandalous defamation trial. Once Heard was all but removed from the 2023 Aquaman sequel, plans for Mera to lead the DC Universe as the next Harley Quinn went up in a poof of smoke. That's probably why this book ends with the promise of a sequel and yet 5 years later, we've got bupkis. It's almost indicative of the DC Ink and DC Zoom imprints. Both had such promise and then DC turned their back on it. Thankfully, their line-up of planned stories that seemed so amazing, still saw the light of day. Even if it has taken half a decade to see all those dreams become realities. 

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Thursday, May 30, 2024

The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual by Scott Beatty

The official manual to becoming the Batman! True, nobody can be Batman. But, if you ever wanted to follow in his footsteps, then Scott Beatty has crafted a handbook for you. Taking instruction from experts in law enforcement, criminology, first aid, self defense, psychology and weaponry, Beatty utilizes the Dark Knight's casebook to advise up-and-coming vigilantes and superheroes on how to defend and protect themselves from nearly any situation one might face in Gotham City. There's even some tips from magicians and escape artists on how to free yourself from the various traps employed by Batman's rogues gallery.

Need to know how to build up your superhero arsenal of vehicles and gadgets? Clueless on how to conduct your own investigations? Don't worry! Scott Beatty's got you covered! In my opinion, those sections are Scott Beatty's most well researched and written articles. When Beatty tries to explain situations such as how to safely fall off a building or how to repel up that same building, he gets caught up in the technical aspects and I find myself getting lost. Let's face it: no matter how many illustrations one might add as figure examples, trying to get your bearings through instructions on how to be perpendicular with the ground while keeping your arms in a diagonal bend is just too complicated to follow. A series of supplemental YouTube videos would have been greatly appreciated.

The artwork for the handbook is very clean. It has that classic style of Batman: The Animated Series. I like almost all of it. Except for the ears. I don't know why. But David Hahn's ability to draw ears just seems so odd looking. Big cases in point are the auricles of techno villain Gearhead as well as those of Commissioner Jim Gordon. One might think that I'm being petty or nitpicky about this. But the insides of human ears just don't look like that!

A neat concept by Quirk Books. Great use of actual Batman comics and other media. Though I would have liked if this book had stayed either all comics or all movies. Both really muddies the lines of what is canon and what is not. A must for fans of the Batman family. Only just because there is some actual life saving information comprised inside this book, by no means use this to become an actual superhero!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Star Wars Omnibus: Wild Space, Volume 1

Clocking in at 454 pages, there is a ton of adventures from a galaxy far, far away. However, if you happened to own Star Wars: The Marvel UK Collection already, then you already have over 250 pages of material already. If you're like me, you've also already read it as well.

Now you might think that being the case, I'll be selling this book. Or I'll be taking the UK Collection to the used book store. However, when it comes to the latter, there's still over 500 pages of material that wasn't published in this book. And when it comes to this omnibus, there's nearly 200 pages of stories that are darn near impossible on the wallet and wish list to locate easily.

Along with material previously printed in various British Star Wars publications, there's material from Star Wars #0, Star Wars 3-D, an American all-ages periodical called Star Wars Kids, and mini comics that were packaged with Kenner Shadows of the Empire action figures and Kellogg's breakfast cereals. Again, due to scarcity and exorbitant prices of the Star Wars action figure sets and Star Wars 3-D back issues alone, I really don't think I can complain about how things overlap. Besides, I didn't pay anywhere near the original MSRP of $100 for the UK Collection and I'm pretty sure I either got this book for my birthday or with trade credit. 

If you're looking to get your hands on this out of print collection from Dark Horse Comics for a great deal- forget it! Amazon's cheapest print copy is priced at almost $65 right now. You could get a Kindle version for less than $20. However, if your a true old school comic collector, why on Earth would you want to go digital?

A lot of enjoyable Star Wars action that is a cheaper alternative to shopping for all the original material. However, this book in of itself isn't all that affordable on the back issue market these days either.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Monday, May 27, 2024

Minecraft/Incredibles 2 Free Comic Book Day 2019 #1

That day where I was stuck in my car with no phone and nothing good on the radio netted 2 comics that somehow fell out of my bag of books to share with the students at my school. This one is a double feature starring the world of the popular video game, Minecraft and Disney's Incredibles

I've never played Minecraft. I don't really know that much about the game. There's this green thing called a Creeper. Kids get really good designing stuff on the game. That's about it. 

I learned a little bit more about the game from this short story. There's players who like to destroy people's property called Griefers. The destruction is done with impunity and the poor victims have to start all over again just for the whole process to repeat itself. If that's how the game is, I sure don't want to play it. However, I did enjoy this game set ghost story. While I might not want to play Minecraft, I wouldn't mind reading another story or two about the comings and goings of the franchise.

Story #2 involves the super powered Parr family from Disney and Pixar's Incredibles franchise. During a seemingly fun day at a parade, robotic drones attack the giant balloons. Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl and the kids save the day. However, the big baddie gets away. 

The event leaves mom and dad really drained. Thinking some alone time is what they need, Violet and Dash arrange to babysit baby Jack-Jack while the folks go to a movie. To ensure that date night isn't ruined by calamity, the kids go on patrol, only wind up face to face with the villain from the parade and squad of his souped up drones!

It was interesting to see these two separate franchises in the same book. Sure, this is a Free Comic Book Day promotional item in which both properties were released by Dark Horse. All that makes sense to me. Only I thought Disney was so anti-cross promotional, that I didn't think it was possible here. From what I know about modern Disney, I would expect the Incredibles to be solo stars of their own FCBD release or be teamed with another Pixar franchise. 

Go figure. 

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars. 

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Riverdale Free Comic Book Day 2018 #1

I was waiting in my car for my bride's haircut to end yesterday. I had forgotten my phone and my favorite radio show wasn't on the air. So I dug around my vehicle in hopes of something to read when I found this! I had packed some FCBD reads I had doubles off to give to the kids in our Comic Book Club. I guess this 2018 offering had fallen out. I'm glad it did because it sure saved the day and I would have kept missing out on an amazing read.

Titled 'Pop's Little Chock'lit Shoppe of Horrors', this comic is set in the universe of the CW's Riverdale live action series. Now I've never watched an episode of the show. But as always, I do my research to learn a little bit about all aspects of pop culture. So I know that Riverdale is a show with a lot of creepy stuff floating around in the background of America's most popular small town. This book appears to be no different than the TV show.

Betty is writing a series of articles about Riverdale icons and selects Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe for her next feature. While talking with Pop, who happens to have taken the name after the death of his father, the original Pop, Betty learns about the bizarre history of the restaurant. From famous guests to paranormal investigators to old Scratch himself, a lot of diners have come through those doors and brought with them a host of evil and odd occurrences. 

Archie Comics does two things very well: classic style books and horror. This FCBD comic was definitely a well executed horror book. Ironically, while a Riverdale set version of the Little Chock'lit Shoppe of Horrors was never produced after this freebie, Archie editors knew not to let a great idea die and in 2022 and 23, issued Halloween time one-shots based on the theme. Only this time around, the books are set in the modern Archie universe created by Mark Waid and Fiona Staples.

Based on their gory covers, I hadn't given any interest in those restaurant set spooktaculars. But based on the quality of the one that started them all, I might just give them a second glance if I ever come across them.

A good one-shot. But it's got an ending that would make me change my mind and remove this issue from my collection. I don't like horrors that involve the devil and this book sure has an evil ending to it. You might be seeing this book on an area free shelf sometime soon...

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars. 

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Weird Wonder Tales #18 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

Weird Wonder Tales was just one of the many horror titles that Marvel published in the early 1970s thanks to the lessening of restrictions on such titles by the Comics Code. There was only one problem with these type books in the eyes of 1970s readers: based on the reprinted material inside, the Marvel horror anthologies were tame compared to what DC and Charlton were putting out. These stories were also way past G-rated compared to the horror material Marvel was distributing in magazine format which had some mild nudity and swears in them. 

Starting with issue #19, Marvel made the one-time Avenger Doctor Druid the series host, hoping that continuity would earn readers. Unfortunately, the experiment was a failure and Weird Wonder Tales was cancelled 4 issues later with issue #22. The ultimate irony is that nearly 50 years later, many of Marvel's horror anthologies from the 70s are sought out by collectors as the reprints they contain are affordable alternatives to the original issues from the 50s and 60s. This was the last issue under the title's original format.

In this issue there are 2 stories. The cover story, (I Created) Krang!, is a double sized giant monster story by Stan Lee and brother Larry Lieber with art and inks by Jack Kirby and Dick Ayers. A scientist seeking to use enlarged insects as environmental replacements for fuel burning vehicles travels to Europe where a rare tree might hold the key to gigantism. The assistant steals some of the resulting formula and puts it atop a seemingly harmless ant. However too much is applied and the ant grows to the size of an elephant. Even worse, the ant has developed super intelligence, forcing the scientist to make more formula in order for Krang to create an army of oversized insects and thus conquer the world!

The backup feature combines horror and ancient myth. From the early 1950s, 'The Cartoonist's Calamity' was featured in the pages of Venus #17. The story stars the character of Aphrodite. Growing bored with life as a goddess, the daughter of Zeus comes to Earth where under the name of Venus, she becomes the editor of a struggling fashion magazine. In this tale, her head cartoonist Jimmy Rogers has been acting erratically. Venus goes on to discover that Jimmy has been moonlighting for a horror comic; only now Jimmy's terrifying visions have come to life and are driving their creator insane!

Written and illustrated by Bill Everett, the horrors Jimmy Rogers creates seem ripped directly from the sketchbook of Basil Wolverton. When it comes to the lettering, it must have been by the same fella that crafted the stylized font for the word 'Comics' on the Action Comics logo. Just about every speech bubble using that style instead of italics for expressions of disbelief and shock!

The material in this book might not be the most terrifying horror title to ever grace market shelves. But this was a 1970s horror anthology that has since earned the respect of collectors, if not about 5 decades too late. 

Cover by Jack Kirby, Klaus Janson and Danny Crespi.

Completing this review completes Task #13 (A Horror Comic) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

The Deep #1; A Marvel Movie Special (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

Fresh off the success of Stephen Spielberg's Jaws, studios rushed to secure the movie rights to more works by Peter Benchley. There was just one problem. Benchley didn't have anything else in his repertoire yet. Jaws was the author's first and only book. 

The author did have an idea floating around in his head for a new book. Based on the wrecking of the American naval ship, the USS Constellation sinking atop a Civil War vessel, Benchley crafted a story that combined elements of illegal drug smuggling with treasure hunting. Benchley soon began working on The Deep after the success of Jaws. Immediately afterwards, Columbia Pictures secured the rights to the book, despite not being published yet. 

Benchley worked with screenwriter Tracy Keenan Wynn, fleshing out the screenplay while working on the finished manuscript. The Deep is about a couple who stumble upon a shipwreck off the coast of Bermuda that is not listed on any maps. Because of explosives aboard the USS Goliath that was sunk during a squaw in the 1940s, the wreck has been declared off limits. As the divers also find an 18th Century medallion, it appears that a legendary shipwreck containing a fabled assortment of jewels and gold has been uncovered due to a recent storm surge.

Treasure hunter Romer Treece, hopes to go back to the wreckage to uncover more Spanish treasure in which the provenance would be worth the price of the booty times 10! Island gangster Cloche, wants the countless ampules of morphine said to rest in the hold of the Goliath. With a street value of over $3 million dollars, Cloche hopes to become a wealthy man and forces the trio of divers to recover the drugs from the wreckage in 3 days or else! Now Treece must secretly recover the Spanish treasure while recovering the morphine or else Cloche will end up with everything in his greedy grasp.

 In 1976, The Deep debuted in bookstores, a minor success, not quite on par with Jaws. A year later, the film debuted in theaters. It earned over $100 worldwide and would have been the 7th highest grossing movie of 1977 if not for a little film called Star Wars taking the world by storm.

The Deep starred Robert Shaw, fresh from playing the expert shark hunter Quint in Jaws, Nick Nolte and Jacqueline Bisset. Shaw's character of Treece was based on renowned deep sea explorer, Teddy Tucker who gave Peter Benchley the inspiration about the overlapping shipwrecks. Tucker has a small cameo role as the Harbor Master. Benchley also cameos in a scene set during the Goliath's floundering but was ultimately cut from the final print. Young, handsome Nick Nolte adds some rugged gravitas to the film. An assortment of underwater monsters and action never before seen on screen added to the excitement behind the film. But it was a marketing campaign featuring Jacqueline Bisset that was perhaps the film's biggest draw.

During a key underwater scene, Bisset wears only a white T-shirt and black g-string. Someone on the production team snagged a photo of Bisset in her underwater and the image was used in gentlemen's magazines to advertise The Deep. Plans were in the works were produce a poster of the image. It perhaps would have rivaled the red bikini shot of Farrah Fawcett, but Bisset was successful in preventing the sale of the unauthorized image.

With the ban of the poster, Marvel's 48-page comic adaptation is one of the few authorized officially licensed tie-ins to the film. In fact, with exception of a tie-in print of the novel complete with full color photos from the movie and a LP album featuring music by compose John Barry, this is the only licensed product that can be found that was released the year of the film's debut.

The comic tie-in, printed under the 'Marvel Movie Special' banner was penned by Doug Moench. Carmine Infantino provided the pencils with inks by Sonny Trinidad.

Completing this review completes Task #8 (Published the Year You Were Born) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Monday, May 20, 2024

Iceman #1 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

There are very few instances of the mutant known as Iceman working independently of the X-Men and it's numerous offshoots. The frigid protagonist was a member of both the short lived Champions as well as the New Defenders. Anyone alive in the early 80s might remember Iceman's secret identity of Bobby Drake being roommates with Peter Parker on NBC's Saturday morning toon Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends. But that wasn't considered comic book canon, was it? If you count a pair of 1983 comic book inserts that appeared in Dallas and Denver newspapers and co-starring a third member of the team, Firestar, as official; then yes, it's canon!

Iceman #1 marks Drake's return to the East Coast after years away from the Xavier School in Upper New York due to his time with the Champions and New Defenders in California and Colorado subsequently. Bobby Drake has come home to Port Jefferson, Long Island, to celebrate his father's retirement. Apprehensive about his return, Drake's misgivings are founded when in his frosty form as Iceman, he encounters bigotry from the local police department after a misunderstanding.

Unknown to Drake, a pair of thugs from another universe or dimension have also arrived in Port Jefferson searching for a person who is a source of unimaginable power. Readers are fooled into believing that the Laurel and Hardy appearing duo known as Idiot and White Light are actually looking for Iceman, when in reality, it's the daughter of the Drake's next door neighbor, a young girl named Marge Smith who caught Bobby's eye.

This 4-issue miniseries from 1984-85 would be Iceman's lone solo book until the new millennium where the character has been the focus of 3 limited series in less than 25 years time. J. M. Dematteis, who penned the first half dozen issues to star the New Defenders, crafted Iceman's starring role debut. Pencils were by Alan Kupperberg with inks provided by Michael Gustovich. Cover by Mike Zeck.

Issue #1 would be high on melodrama as Bobby Drake is extremely apprehensive about returning to visit his family, who except for mom and dad, are unaware he's a superhero. Only the last 4 pages does any action finally occur with Iceman taking on Idiot and White Light inside of the Smith family home before the fisticuffs results in the buildings collapse and Bobby being outed as mutant superhero in front of his entire family!

Completing this review completes Task #49 (Involves Ice or Snow) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

That's a Fact, Jack! by Harry Bright and Jakob Anser

I enjoyed the heck out of this book and yet I was left unsatisfied. For one thing, this book claims to be a 'collection of utterly useless information'. However, I felt that there was some really interesting stuff inside that could be useful for a game of Trivial Pursuit or Jeopardy!

Then there's the length of the book. 192 pages. However, most pages have only one factoid. Some might have two, tops. Either more facts could have been inserted into this book OR they could have reduced the page count by, oh maybe a third. No wonder we're having a shortage on trees! 

Some generic illustrations are added throughout the book. Public domain stuff from the late 1800s and such. They're extraneous. Again, instead of these fillers, either put in more facts or take out some pages!

When this hardcover book debuted in 2006, the MSRP was $21.99! Had I paid that much for this book based on all the faults I have for it now, I would have been pissed! Currently, this book sells new on Amazon for $9.99. That's a 55% discount and still too rich for my blood.

Thankfully, I got this at a used book store 'fill a bag' sale. I think the bag cost $20 or $25. We filled that sucker to the brim and then some. I'd say I ended up spending less than $0.75 for this book. Maybe a bit less. That sort of bargain prevents me from rating this book lower. But I wonder if I should for those of you who might not benefit from a massive fire sale. 

I liked what I read. I just do not feel like there's a portrait of Andrew Jackson's worth of knowledge inside.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 7 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

I really enjoyed Ghostbusters: Afterlife. But I think I am more of a fan of the newest film in the series, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. For one thing, there is way more presence of the original Ghostbusters in this 2024 film. Sure, the ghost of Egon was a major character in Afterlife. But his spectral form was executed by body doubles, special effects tricks and CGI. In Afterlife, when it came to the still living cast of Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson, you saw them on screen 4 to 5 minutes tops. With much expanded roles in this film, it really felt like a Ghostbuster movie. I just hope it's not the last one in the series.

Egon's daughter and grandchildren have been given the reins on the Ghostbuster empire by their benefactor, Winston Zeddmore. Along with Oklahoman science teacher Gary Grooberson, the Spenglers live in the old firehouse, chasing ghosts in the Ecto-1 with the same old aging equipment. Facing major backlash from former EPA inspector Walter Peck who is now the mayor of New York, young Phoebe Spengler must stop busting spirits until she turns 18 or the whole endeavor will be shut down.

Meanwhile, a young man clearing out his grandmother's apartment brings what he thinks is some old junk from her home country of India over to Ray's Occult Books. Hoping to make a few dollars, the man, played by Kumail Nanjiani, sells to Ray Stantz an orb made of brass that secretly imprisons a demigod from ancient times long before the birth of Christ.

For centuries, the orb had been housed safely away from the sounds of human voices. Now out in the open, the vibrations of the outside world are awakening the powerful god, who grows stronger with every sound the orb encounters. As this monster arises, the ghosts of the Big Apple are stirring, which causes the Ghostbusters original containment unit to start malfunctioning. The last time the unit shut down was in 1984 and it almost destroyed in entire city what with Gozer, people turning into demonic dogs and a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man terrorizing Manhattan. Only now, add to it a kingdom of ice that threatens to chill every last man, woman and child down to their very souls!

The weakest character in the movie was the precocious Phoebe played by McKenna Grace. Grace shined in the last movie. However, by putting her on the sidelines from active Ghostbusting, we get this typical teen angst trope that makes just about everything she does predictable. 

I was pleasantly surprised by Nanjiani. I usually can't stand him because every time I see him, he's got this disgusted look on his face like he just smelt a fart. However, he's got this loopiness that has been missing from the franchise since Rick Moranis' retirement from acting as the lovable loser Louis. Sigourney Weaver is also absent from this movie. But we get a big dose of Annie Potts' Jeanine this time around. Sadly, even though she finally dressed up as a Ghostbuster and even wears a modified blaster gauntlet, we never get to see her use the down thing. 

The last scene kinda sets up a 6th film. Fans have been talking about a proposed 'Ghostbusters International' film or cartoon series for a very long time. If what Winston hints at at the end of Frozen Empire is any hint, we might finally get to see what it's like taking down ghosts in places like Japan, England and maybe even Antarctica! Even if we don't get that premise, you can at least delight in a film that is probably about as close to a live-action version of Extreme Ghostbusters as we'll ever get. Only instead of Egon as the leader of the next gen of busters, it's Winston. And yet, it feels right. 

One More Movie! One More Movie! One More Movie!

Worth Consuming! 

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars. 

Friday, May 17, 2024

Walt Disney's Mickey and Donald: The Big Fat Flat Blot Plot (Family Comic Friday)


Years ago, I wasn't a big fan of the IDW Disney books. While full of modern reprints compared to the classic works that comprised the Gladstone and Gemstone titles, the stories were from overseas; primarily from Italian and Danish publishers. The artwork was fantastic and clean. Just the English translations didn't have the right syntax. However, I believe I would like to amend my original view of these works.

I had read an early entry in IDW's run of Disney works. The publisher had the license from 2015 to 2020. I had gotten my hands on the company's first issue of Walt Disney's Comics and Stories. As with pilot episodes, things were a little rough. However, after reading this collection, which features IDW's first two issues of Donald and Mickey, you can tell that those early issue language barrier kinks have been worked out.

I've read a lot of Disney stuff lately. I've experienced having a beloved pet stolen and really needed some lighthearted things to read to help with the emotional toll of it all. An amazing assortment of comics starring the cast of characters from the House of Mouse have been such a mood lifter for me. As I review these books, I've done a ton of research on them and I've learned that even though the United States is considered the fore front of super hero comic books, our love of Disney comics is nothing compared to the rest of the world- especially Europe!

European Disney fans put us Yanks to shame. Now that I understand that those markets are actually leading the way instead of following in our footsteps (I know, that's such an arrogant American way to think), I appreciate these books so much more!

One way the international books overtook the American titles is their portrayal of Mickey Mouse and his eternal foil, the Phantom Blot. Mickey's creator, Walt Disney, made it virtually impossible for the mouse to be anything but a goody-goody. Why do you think Donald Duck was created? It was to be the bad boy when Walt mandated Mickey to be the saint! In the States, the Phantom Blot was merely a hooded thief who was constantly apprehended by Mickey Mouse. Mostly by shear dumb luck. Thankfully, the rest of the world hasn't been hindered by those domestic restrictions. 

With that freedom overseas, the Phantom Blot became a criminal mastermind that required a ton of pluck and a little bit of snarkiness on the part of Mickey Mouse to apprehend him. In the United States, Mickey would probably break down and beg for mercy on the Blot's part at a parole hearing. In Denmark, Mickey would jump on the parole board's table and proclaim,  "Are You Nuts???" 

In the title story, the Phantom Blot has figured out a way to reduce himself and his stolen loot to 2D thanks to some ingenuity. Eating this formulated candy, the Blot can go back and forth from 2D to 3D. Thanks pretty darn clever. But the villain points out that anything his flattens that is inorganic remains that way forever. You'd think after the first time you did this, you'd maybe stop stealing new stuff until you could figure out a way to change the booty back! However, I think the Blot just keeps doing it to get under the skin of both Mickey and the inept Mouseton Police Department. 

Mickey's other main foe, Peg Leg Pete, also makes an appearance in a super-sized story. Mickey and Goofy find a treasure map and take a job as a ship's mechanic and galley cook in hopes of getting close enough to search for it. Turns out that the captain of the boat is Pete and he's looking for the buried jewels as well!

Being a Donald and Mickey book, there's plenty of Duck to be had. The all-out war with his next door neighbor Jones erupts in a pair of stories. Donald also finds out what can go wrong for the entire city of Duckburg when he takes a day off from his hot dog stand. Lastly, Donald tries to find a job for a character named Princess Oona; a prehistoric ancestor that Gyro Gearloose brought into the present but can't seem to get back home!

Speaking of characters, this volume ends with a character called Eega Beeva. From the 1940s, but totally unfamiliar with me. Is he a highly evolved human from the year 4000? Is he an alien? Is he both? You decide! 

I really enjoyed this book. I feel that my original misgivings towards IDW's Disney run was a little premature. If I can find more of these on the cheap, I will definitely get them. Tons of fun for the whole family and pretty darn wholesome too!

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos #39

Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos ran from 1963-1981 for a grand total of 167 issues. However, if you want to read about every mission Nick Fury and his troops conducted during the Second World War, you only have to purchase about half of those issues! Starting with issue #80, new material alternated every other issue with reprints. The series switched to reprints only with issue #120 after sales reports showed that those 2nd chance stories sold as well as the originals did. Some later issues reprinted material that members of the Howling Commandos interacting with members of the Leathernecks lead by former Naval commander Captain Savage who spun off earlier in the pages of Sgt. Fury. 

The first 23 issues of the series were collected in the pages of Essential Marvel Sgt. Fury, Vol. 1, along with material from the debut annual. While ownership of the black and white omnibus is rather pricey, as the book is out of print, it beats trying to pay thousands of dollars for those first few books. Sgt. Fury #167, the last issue of the series, is like a snake biting its own tale, reprinting issue #1. If you wish to go the color route, there's the premium priced Marvel Masterworks, although the House of Ideas hasn't produced an edition past Volume 4, reprinting issues 33-43, released in 2012.

As for this collector, I bit the bullet on the Essential Marvel collection. Then I found a mix of first run and reprint issues in order to have a copy of each story printed from the original run. Sgt. Fury #39 is a first run issue. It introduces readers to Colonel Fritz Klaue, a Nazi officer with an iron hand- literally. Over the years, his son Ulysses Klaue will grow to become an internal thorn on the side of the nation of Wakanda.

The Howling Commandos are sent behind enemy lines to discover the secret of the Fortress of Fear! G-2 has received word that the Nazis are developing a top secret weapon code-named 'Thunderer.' Once the soldiers learn what the Thunderer is, they are to neutralize it by any means possible. Seeing that the super weapon is a jet propelled plane and the Howling Commandos have no way out of the Bavarian Alps, it looks like the Thunderer is going to be taxing some Americans back into Allied territory!

Written by Roy Thomas and Dick Ayers, who also pencils this issue. Inks by John Tartaglione.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 10 out of 10 stars.

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Dark Horse Presents #1 Commemorative Edition (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

Having been formed only a couple of months prior, the editors at Dark Horse Comics made the brilliant decision to highlight all of their properties in a bi-monthly anthology. Due to the popularity of the creations, Dark Horse Presents soon became a monthly series in less than a year and ran for 157 issues before being discontinued in September, 2000.

There are 4 different stories and properties introduced to readers in the premiere issue. Although the cover features Chris Warner's futuristic Black Cross about an United States of America divided by a Civil War between various factions, the star of this issue is Paul Chadwick's massive hero with an even more gigantic heart, Concrete.

Kidnapped by aliens, Ron Lithgow's brain is transferred into an huge artificial body made of a substance similar to concrete. Issue #1 of Dark Horse Presents is the first appearance of Concrete. In this story, Concrete has already been established in his new form as well as the newest darling of the Hollywood media. Concrete's origin won't even be explored for another year! Here, fresh off an appearance on the Johnny Carson show, Concrete is fooled by a soccer mom to provide entertainment for her little boy's 8th birthday party.

Readers then meet the smarmy Mr. Garrett in a story called 'Mindwalk'. Garrett has the ability to enter people's dreams and in his introductory story, forced to probe the secrets of a Jewish doctor who knows more than his fair share of dangerous experiments on germ warfare conducted by the Nazis. This story was written by Randy Strandley. Art by Randy Emberlin

Paul Chadwick returns to finish the issue with a story called 'Brighter' about a young woman who has the ability to make her dreams a reality. With a little bit of artistic flare, the woman hopes to make a go in Hollywood. If this feels a little bit like Marvel's Dazzler, you might not be far off. Chadwick wrote several late issues of the mutant's first series run.

In 1992, Dark Horse produced a pair of commemorative editions of the debut of Dark Horse Presents. One with a green border. Another with silver. This should read as a 5th anniversary issue except that this special edition 2nd printing debuted in stores in 1992. This release could also be considered a facsimile edition as all of the original ads and previews for forthcoming (low number) issues of DHP are still contained inside. The only change is found on the back page column titled 'Winner's Circle.' In 1986, editors used it as a vehicle to introduce readers to the talent behind the stories. For the re-release, readers are instead given an update on what has happened to the writers and artists since their works debuted in issue #1.

Completing this review completes Task #16 (Comic/Graphic Novel Published by Dark Horse) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Monday, May 13, 2024

The Flash, Vol. 6: The Secret of Barry Allen

Brad Meltzer's universe changing Identity Crisis still haunts me to this very day. Sue Dibny did not deserve her fate. Husband Ralph, the Elongated Man, didn't either. This collection of Flash comics are the prelude to Identity Crisis you didn't know you needed.

Hunter Zolomon lies in a special cell at Iron Heights Penitentiary, frozen in a moment of time. He targeted Wally West's family, causing wife Linda to miscarriage. As a result, West went to Hal Jordan, who inherited the mantle of the Spectre, for help. Using the God-blessed powers of the Spirit of Vengeance, Jordan made it to where the world forget that Wally West is the Flash; including Wally himself.

Now after about a month of a normal life, Wally has regained his memories and so has Linda. It's made marriage difficult and Linda has left her husband to deal with the sudden shock. Now the Justice League wants to know just who in the heck is the Flash; especially as the sudden loss of memory seems very similar to what happened to Doctor Light when he raped Sue Disney. Has the Justice League gone too far once more?

After Wally learns of his predecessor's role in the magical lobotomy of Light, the latest hero to carry the name of the Flash will learn that this is not the only sin Barry Allen made. What Wally must do to put things right will put something Barry Allen did right again. However, West's task may end up fracturing the uneasy detente between the Scarlet Speedster and the Rogues; including those who have reformed!

Over 200 pages of story featuring Scarlet Speedsters of the past, present and future. Yet, like with most Flash tales, the stars of the show are the Rogues. I felt when I watched The CW's The Flash TV show that the Rogues were so novel and unlike the comics. But I had based that assumption on a vast majority of my reading on books from the Silver Age and early Bronze Age. The strange moralism of Captain Cold. The vindictive nature of human hater, Gorilla Grodd. The reluctant heroics of Heatwave. It's all in here! 

It's also kinda making me rethink my stance on The Flash TV series. Will it make me re-watch it? Not in the least. I've got better things to do. But I have a much greater appreciation for it.

A wonderful collection of work by Geoff Johns, who in my opinion is a sorely underrated comic scribe. Everyone gives Jim Lee and Dan Didio props for the evolution of the modern DC Universe. But after reading 'The Secret of Barry Allen', I'm feeling that Johns deserves a heck of a lot more credit than has been due!

And YES! If you are keeping track, this is a re-read and yet I don't remember reading this prior! Oh, boy...

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Saturday, May 11, 2024

The Theory of Everything Else: A Voyage into the World of the Weird by Dan Schreiber

Comedian and pod caster Dan Schreiber dips his toe into the water of conspiracy theories and strange phenomena. And by strange phenomena, we're talking things so goofy, even Fox Mulder is skeptical of them! Personally, I feel like Schreiber could have covered a lot more whack job ideas that are floating around out there. But I did think that the writer was very detailed about the theories he researched. Plus I liked that he covered a few subjects that even I, a long term and now repentant conspiracy theorist and devotee of the eccentric, outlandish and just plain odd, such as myself, weren't even aware of.

I also wouldn't categorize everything Schreiber features in this book to be a conspiracy theory. It's not entirely that type of book. Some topics are more based on fringe science and hobbies of nut jobs. Some of which just happens to be proven true. Case in point: the study that plants can communicate with each other. A former CIA interrogator supposedly hooked up his house plant to a lie detector and got some very unusual results. Eventually, the guy quits being a spook, starts up a research center to study plant and human behavior and publishes a couple of books on how plants talk to us that become oddball best sellers. Jump ahead to a couple of years ago and researchers reveal that there's indication of a worldwide network that plants use to communicate to other flora about droughts, floods, and other threats to wildlife.

Schreiber works rather blue. He likes to refer to many of the believers of these conspiracies and fringe ideas as bat CRAP crazy. Only the author doesn't use the family friendly word CRAP. The writer also seems a bit too preoccupied with crazy kinks. A bunch of pages are devoted to dolphin genitals, sex with ghosts and other X-rated situations. There's a few characters from the past 200 years who began cults and alternate religions that used their charisma to score with both male and female followers. I'm actually surprised how little the author focuses on some of those characters, especially Aleister Crowley.

Dan Schreiber also hosts a podcast called 'No Such Thing As A Fish' that delves into hoaxes. Fish and birds are amazingly left untouched in this book. Maybe due to some subjects being considering off-limits due to licensing or advertising agreements with the pod cast. If he's not restricted, I'd like to read a follow up of this book, because while he's a bit cheeky, Schreiber does tell some very good stories; both personally and of historic merit. 

Not a book for kids. But it's definitely a book that skirts upon a lot of the very strange theories being brought about by all sides of the political and public spectrum thanks to events like Brexit, the coming of COVID and January 6th election claims. The Theory of Everything Else may not have the answers you are looking for. However, it can definitely get you headed into the right direction for the origins of the world's most endearing and modern plots, dodges and cabals. And if that's not what you are looking for- Schreiber has plenty to say about ghosts, UFOs, time travel and other elements of the supernatural. Only he views such popular fringe and occult matters differently than most.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Friday, May 10, 2024

G.I. Combat #170 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

The Haunted Tank became the main feature of the war anthology comic book with its debut in issue #87 (May, 1961). This occurred shortly after National Publications (DC Comics) acquired the properties from floundering Quality Comics. Under Quality, G.I. Combat focused on war stories that warned against the Red Scourge of Communism. Under new ownership, the book's tone changed to having a more dovish perspective against war to the point that in the 1970s, all of DC'S war comics carried a bullet that proclaimed 'Make War No More.'

The primary protagonist of the Haunted Tank stories is the American G.I. Jeb Stuart Smith. A Northerner, Stuart Smith, later rectonned to being named without the Smith, is sent to basic training in the deep South. He eventually comes to command a M3 Stuart tank whose crew are all good ol' Southern boys. At first Jeb's crew protest a Yankee being named after a beloved Confederate general. However, Stuart's ingenuity and grace under fire earn him the respect of his crew.

One reason the tank commander is so successful is due to the supernatural assistance he receives from the ghost of rebel general J.E.B. Stuart. Only the American G.I. can see and hear the legendary ghost. This leads his crew to think Jeb Stuart might be up for a section eight. However, as the guidance of the general continues to lead true, Stuart's men place a rebel flag atop their vehicle and christen it, the Haunted Tank.

There would be several incarnations of the Haunted Tank. Perhaps the most famous version is the Jigsaw Tank. After being damaged in a fire fight behind enemy lines, the crew of the Haunted Tank picked from some damaged Russian tanks to create an ersatz version of a Stuart tank. Before the end of World War II, Stuart's crew would be assigned to a Sherman tank which was originally guided by the ghost of the Union general William T. Sherman before being reunited with the spirit of General Stuart.

In this issue, Jeb Stuart has his eyes set on revenge against a one-armed Nazi soldier responsible for the death of a young woman the commander had a dalliance with a couple issues prior. In a twist, the Nazi is bent on revenge over the loss of his arm, which was taken in a firefight with a Stuart tank bearing a Confederate flag! As Stuart and the German play a deadly battle of cat and mouse, the church in which their confrontation occurs is falling down around them meaning that the next wrong step could be their last.

Featuring art by Sam Glanzman and story by series editor Archie Goodwin. In typical fashion, Glanzman's illustrations are so perfect, the only thing that has this much attention to detail are the technical guides used by G.I.s in order to operate the weapons and vehicles that pepper the feature adventure.

The backup feature titled 'Every Battle... Y'Die A Little!' is by the creative team of writer Frank Robbins and artist Jack Sparling. It's about a veteran soldier known to work alone, who reluctantly takes up a partner when the grunt saves him from a Nazi soldier sneaking up upon the older G.I. in a blizzard. The tragic ending is typical of DC's anti-war slant and though this is a tale set in the European theater of World War II, this is clearly an allegory about the many young men who die prematurely in Vietnam.

G.I.s. Nazis. Tragedy. Dovish views on war. This is a nearly perfect example of a DC war comic. Only there's no contribution by DC's quintessential talent of the war genre titles, Joe Kubert. Not even the cover. Instead, the artwork is by Ken Barr.

Completing this review completes Task #15 (A War Comic/Graphic Novel) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

DC Comics Presents #80 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

With over a hundred members to have been active with the
Legion of Super-Heroes at one time or another, if you could select a team of 5, who would you select? Logic might dictate picking the original big 3- Cosmic Boy, Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad. You'd also want to add Superboy to the mix. However, for the sake of this time travel team-up involving Superman, let's omit both him and his cousin Supergirl. #4 needs to be have some brain power. Who better than Brainiac 5 to fill that slot. That still leaves a 5th Legionnaire to choose. Do you go with the rotund Bouncing Boy? The ravenous Matter Eater Lad? How about the heavenly Dawnstar or the master of Martial Arts, the Karate Kid?

If you're the creative team for DC Comics Presents #80, you go totally rogue and select members that only the staunchest of Legionnaire fans might know. Paul Kupperberg and Curt Swan join forces to pit Ultra Boy, Chameleon Boy, Shrinking Violent, Phantom Girl and Element Lad against a legion of Superman robots!

Returning from a mission, this handful of Legionnaires emerge from a stargate straight into the void of space! Thanks to some quick work by Element Lad, the heroes survive the lack of oxygen. The planet Earth of the year 3000 is gone. In it's place is a floating replica of Metropolis circa 1985. The Legionnaires arrive on the planetoid to find it filled with countless androids of steel intent on destroying the heroes! 

We soon learn that the Legionnaires are stuck in a pocket dimension of the newly upgraded Brainiac. Recent events have resulted in the robot villain needing to run computations before he goes back up against the Master Programmer and his angel of death (Superman). Brainiac has pulled the Legionnaires from the timeline into his simulation in order to perfect it when the time comes to confront Superman. However, the cries of these futuristic heroes actually cross dimensions, bringing the true Man of Steel to the rescue. Only, the Legionnaires think he's another Superman robot!

The oddball selection of heroes is a tale-tell sign that this is a Paul Kupperberg story. Over his long career, Kupperberg has had a devotion to the lesser tiered characters of the DC Universe. We're talking C-listers and lower and yet the fans love it. 

As for knowing this is a Curt Swan penciled work, there are ways you can tell. All of the male humanoid characters have that slightly puffy forehead indicating a receding hairline. Superman looks less muscular and more beefy, like that of actor George Reeves. Plus, when the Man of Tomorrow flies straight ahead, Swan typically poses Superman with his arms spread far apart and his legs separated in a V shape. Only Superman isn't keeping up appearances using a glider like he does on the cover of Superman #229.

An interesting read that requires reading of several issues of Action Comics, #544-546, in order to truly understand the background behind Brainiac's intentions. It's one of the more unlikely line-ups of the Legion of Super-Heroes. Yet, based on the situations Paul Kupperberg puts the heroes into, it actually works.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 8 out of 10 stars.

Completing this review completes Task #48 (A Team-Up) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

Vietnam Journal #1 (2024 Comic Book & Graphic Novel Reading Challenge)

The time just seemed right. It's the mid-1980s. Darkly realistic films about the conflict in Vietnam are becoming big box office draws. Platoon and Full Metal Jacket show how American culture glorified a righteous war while our troops who fight over in Vietnam are faced with horrors unimaginable and for some, inescapable, years after the fighting has ended. 

For artist Don Lomax, the 1980s were a chance for him to show comic book readers what the Vietnam War was really like. Lomax was drafted into the Army in 1965. A year later, he was sent to Vietnam with his unit, the 98th Light Equipment Maintenance Company, conducting a series of odd-job missions along the Cha Rang Valley. During this time, Lomax would sketch out the villagers, soldiers and equipment he came into contact with, thinking all the time "This would make a great comic." However, it would be almost 2 decades before any comic book publisher would agree to any such project. 

The Vietnam War had left a giant wound on the United States. It was a very unpopular war that saw many of the veterans returning from Southeast Asia not getting the warm welcome of their grandparents from their time in Korea and Japan in the decades prior. Only a small number of movies even attempted to focus on the war in the 1970s and most film experts would agree that a majority of those films were anti-war pictures. With films like 1985's Rambo: First Blood, Part 2 making American's feeling a sort of pride about our involvement in Vietnam again, the barometer was starting to shift in Don Lomax's favor in order to see his Vietnam comic dreams become a reality.

In 1987, Lomax pitched his project to Apple Comics editor Michael Catron. Issue #1 debuted that fall. It introduces readers to the main character of Scott Neithammer, a war correspondent who has traded covering the conflict from the perspective of officials at the Pentagon to digging into the trenches with the soldiers stationed near Plieku. Lomax could have told the war from his perspective. He had hundreds of stories and sketches from his time in Asia. However, by adding 'Journal' Neithammer to the action, the character acts as a link between the reader and the G.I. to make the war more relatable to those who wouldn't understand because 'they weren't there.'

In the first issue, Journal is introduced to the men of Plieku base. Covering the action is going to be difficult as his typewriter is destroyed during a firefight when the Huey transporting the reporter lands. At evening chow, Neithammer meets some of the troops. Readers get a small background of the war prior to Neithammer's arrival when the correspondent is offered a replacement field jacket by the supply Sargent. Journal's story entertains the G.I.'s who are desperate for any sort of 'entertainment', while educating the reader about the growing anti-war sentiments brewing back in the States.

The jacket first appears in Vietnam when a Sargent on leave in the States takes it from a group of hippies burning an American flag. The clothing switches hands several times among soldiers who deem the jacket to be lucky. Ultimately, Journal ends up with the weather beaten coat after it is gifted to him by an unlucky vet who is ultimately killed by an errand brick thrown by rioting protesters at an American airport. It is Journal's hope to present the jacket to an active G.I. in need of lucky back in 'Nam.

Vietnam Journal would be published by Apple Comics for 16 issues sporadically through 1991. A few one-shots and limited series would continue the narrative before Apple Comics would declare bankruptcy in 1994. Lomax would continue the adventures of Journal Neithammer with the inclusion of several short stories in the pages of the short-lived Harvey Kurtzman's The New Two-Fisted Tales and later as a one-page strip in the adult magazine Gallery. 

A little bit of a spoiler: Journal would survive his time in Vietnam, going on to Iraq to cover the invasion of Kuwait in 2004's aptly named Gulf War Journal.

Completing this review completes Task #22 (Comic Book Starting With the Letter V) of the 2024 Comic Book and Graphic Novel Reading Challenge.

Worth Consuming!

Rating: 9 out of 10 stars.